View Full Version : Armed Confrontation With A Viscous Field Mouse Today SCARY!
Just Duke
12-30-2012, 06:57 PM
This mouse drew on me today. :twisted:
He held Barbie and I at gun point while his buddies open the fridge and stole her goat cheese.
One of them left rat teeth marks in the cheese cake.
I need a BARRETT 50 Cal!!!
nhrifle
12-30-2012, 07:07 PM
A mouse that carries a 1911 would definately have me on the defensive, he definitely knows what he is doing!
I think I have what you need to defend yourself against that critter Duke:
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GOPHER SLAYER
12-30-2012, 07:24 PM
Duke, I know how you feel. Gophers ran me off my place. We were lucky to get away with what we did. I hate rodents.
smoked turkey
12-30-2012, 08:02 PM
Duke, good thing you have the big bores to defend yourself with. Looks like when future trips are planned into the kitchen area that you should arm yourself with something like a three-seven-five and have Barbie back you up with one of your 416s! For this time I am glad you two made it out without a scratch.
Thumbcocker
12-30-2012, 09:51 PM
So that is what a mouse gun looks like.
Aces an Eights
12-30-2012, 09:51 PM
If you shot him with a .50, it would only make him more viscous. :-D
linotype
12-30-2012, 09:52 PM
I'd toss in a flash-bang before entering the kitchen, and slice the pie.
It's all about tactics....
runfiverun
12-30-2012, 09:53 PM
i think i'd arm the cat with a shotgun.
maybe one of jims would like a road trip.
i'm sure bill would do okay,the other one is a reprobate but is good on mice.
you'd have to hide the whiskey and dole it out per mouse...
Just Duke
12-30-2012, 10:02 PM
I'm loading up some 500 grain full house loads in my .458 Win Mag as we speak.
Using the 1911 as a scale reference how big do you think the mouse is?
Did he escape from Area 51 you think?
oneokie
12-30-2012, 10:14 PM
Did he escape from Area 51 you think?
Hanford, Los Alamos, Oak Ridge, White Sands, Nevada Test Site, stow away from Bikini Atoll,
Smitty's Retired
12-31-2012, 12:28 AM
I think you need to get you a partner that will watch your back.
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Smitty
x101airborne
12-31-2012, 12:40 AM
i think i'd arm the cat with a shotgun.
maybe one of jims would like a road trip.
i'm sure bill would do okay,the other one is a reprobate but is good on mice.
you'd have to hide the whiskey and dole it out per mouse...
OY!!! You leave my good time girl out of this!!! We have a side relationship behind Jim's back.
tomme boy
12-31-2012, 12:50 AM
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Both my cats are ready!
johnnybar
12-31-2012, 12:50 AM
If only Feinstein knew about these difficult tatical situations...would never consider leaving us with less than 30 rounds!
Gliden07
12-31-2012, 01:28 AM
Thanks I needed a good Laugh!!
waksupi
12-31-2012, 02:17 AM
Don't shoot it with that .458.
Ab-so-lutely ruins a hide.
nhrifle
12-31-2012, 03:00 AM
Waksupi, what if he is shooting solids?
gandydancer
12-31-2012, 03:10 AM
QUOTE=DUKE NUKEM;1981032]This mouse drew on me today. :twisted:
He held Barbie and I at gun point while his buddies open the fridge and stole her goat cheese.
One of them left rat teeth marks in the cheese cake.
I need a BARRETT 50 Cal!!![/QUOTE]
that's Pelosie with make up on. She looks much nicer don't you think? :(
Nuke it from orbit, it is the only way to go
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Come on, fellas! When are y'all gonna learn this, huh?
How many times I gotta tell ya'?
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41 mag fan
12-31-2012, 10:25 AM
I was thinking claymores set up to get the critter, but i think Jims got the solution!
nhrifle
12-31-2012, 12:06 PM
Jim's solution still needs an MLRS on the back, just to be sure to have backup. That's one tough mouse!
Jim Flinchbaugh
12-31-2012, 12:27 PM
If you need more back up
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/James64/sniperdog_zpsafc90dbb.jpg
lbaize3
12-31-2012, 12:30 PM
Oh, Lord! Would some of you please come over and lift my fat butt off the floor. I can't get up because I keep laughing! Guess the wife will just have to mop around me until I can calm down some. You all have lifted my spirits on this last day of 2012.
popper
12-31-2012, 12:50 PM
A new definition to 'mouse F**t' loads?
Oh, Lord! Would some of you please come over and lift my fat butt off the floor. I can't get up because I keep laughing! Guess the wife will just have to mop around me until I can calm down some. You all have lifted my spirits on this last day of 2012.
The solution is a pressure washer and a wet/dry shop vac...
Your wife can simply hose you off and then pick up the excess water with a shop vac.
A shop vac with a ten foot piece of ABS 1 1/2 inch plastic pipe is the solution for hornets as well. Just move real slow when you are using it.
Not to hijack the thread but I use a 1998 ford ranger to haul stuff to the dump. Hornets had built a nest just in front of the drivers side back wheel in the fender well. I drove at about 5 mph to the garbage dump with a cloud of hornets following the truck. The dump caretaker would not get out his office to chat. He told me to take a drive then come back when I had less company. Five minutes at 50 mph and back not a hornet in the nest and I got to unload my garbage.
drinks
12-31-2012, 06:44 PM
Just how viscous was it, SAE 30-40-50 or more?
cbrick
12-31-2012, 10:34 PM
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Cat for rent and he loves his job.
And when he's off duty.
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Rick
camaro1st
01-02-2013, 11:01 PM
guys might want to watch those cats 57447
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