waksupi
11-18-2012, 01:01 AM
Well, let's see what's up on the local police blotter.
9:13 a.m. A man who had been out of town returned home to find that his winter boots were missing.
10:32 a.m. A Shady Lane resident with a history of urinating in patrol vehicles was accused of pushing his female roommate down a flight of stairs. He denied the accusation and accused her of attacking him with a crowbar.
3:29 p.m. Someone Saran wrapped a kid to a telephone pole on East Idaho Street. A police officer helped free him.
10:18 p.m. Someone complained that a dead cat was blocking traffic on Whitefish Stage Road.
7:25 a.m. Reportedly, someone on Facebook is attempting to sell dead cats.
(see previous report)
11:27 a.m. Someone called 911 after they spotted a big brown dog standing in front of a bar on Highway 35 in Kalispell.
7:27 p.m. A Hungry Horse man claimed that his ex-wife accused him of living in another state. (Carlos Castanada, where are you?)
1:17 p.m. Someone damaged their vehicle while using it to herd cows off of Highway 93 South.
3:14 p.m. Someone explained that they accidentally called 911 by dialing the number 9, then 1, and then 1 again.
11:42 a.m. Someone called in suspicious about a man in a cowboy hat sitting in an older truck parked on the side of Highway 35 in Kalispell. A deputy found that the "man" was actually a stuffed dog wearing a cowboy hat.
:53 p.m. A woman on Mission Trail heard cows “crying” and coyotes howling. She felt unnerved by what she heard and hoped a deputy might check it out.
2:08 p.m. A man on Ezy Drive called in to complain about a rabbit infestation. He said that the neighbors have between 30 and 40 uncontained rabbits and admitted to using them as target practice.
1:08 p.m. A Columbia Falls man claimed that a dirty-mouthed hunter in camouflage was in his neighborhood aiming his bow at homes. He was arrested for outstanding warrants and later admitted that the bowhunter was probably a “hallucination.”
(never report your hallucinations)
5:22 a.m. A Kalispell man called and reported that throughout the night he has heard suspicious noises in his trailer. He also told a dispatcher that he could not expand on this experience as it was unbelievable and would sound more like a movie than real life.
(See above, re: hallucinations)
8:01 a.m. A Bigfork man reported that he had a dream involving two men fighting over marijuana. He refused to provide any interesting details.
(ditto above)
Well, that's enough reporting on the serious crime wave we are having here. I'll report more in the future.
9:13 a.m. A man who had been out of town returned home to find that his winter boots were missing.
10:32 a.m. A Shady Lane resident with a history of urinating in patrol vehicles was accused of pushing his female roommate down a flight of stairs. He denied the accusation and accused her of attacking him with a crowbar.
3:29 p.m. Someone Saran wrapped a kid to a telephone pole on East Idaho Street. A police officer helped free him.
10:18 p.m. Someone complained that a dead cat was blocking traffic on Whitefish Stage Road.
7:25 a.m. Reportedly, someone on Facebook is attempting to sell dead cats.
(see previous report)
11:27 a.m. Someone called 911 after they spotted a big brown dog standing in front of a bar on Highway 35 in Kalispell.
7:27 p.m. A Hungry Horse man claimed that his ex-wife accused him of living in another state. (Carlos Castanada, where are you?)
1:17 p.m. Someone damaged their vehicle while using it to herd cows off of Highway 93 South.
3:14 p.m. Someone explained that they accidentally called 911 by dialing the number 9, then 1, and then 1 again.
11:42 a.m. Someone called in suspicious about a man in a cowboy hat sitting in an older truck parked on the side of Highway 35 in Kalispell. A deputy found that the "man" was actually a stuffed dog wearing a cowboy hat.
:53 p.m. A woman on Mission Trail heard cows “crying” and coyotes howling. She felt unnerved by what she heard and hoped a deputy might check it out.
2:08 p.m. A man on Ezy Drive called in to complain about a rabbit infestation. He said that the neighbors have between 30 and 40 uncontained rabbits and admitted to using them as target practice.
1:08 p.m. A Columbia Falls man claimed that a dirty-mouthed hunter in camouflage was in his neighborhood aiming his bow at homes. He was arrested for outstanding warrants and later admitted that the bowhunter was probably a “hallucination.”
(never report your hallucinations)
5:22 a.m. A Kalispell man called and reported that throughout the night he has heard suspicious noises in his trailer. He also told a dispatcher that he could not expand on this experience as it was unbelievable and would sound more like a movie than real life.
(See above, re: hallucinations)
8:01 a.m. A Bigfork man reported that he had a dream involving two men fighting over marijuana. He refused to provide any interesting details.
(ditto above)
Well, that's enough reporting on the serious crime wave we are having here. I'll report more in the future.