Thief! Deadbeat Stole from my wife Beware

[Just Duke]

http://i921.photobucket.com/albums/ad54/LEVERACTIONSHOOTERS/SAFARI/cookiethief.jpg

[km101]

You're just jealous, 'cause he got 'em first! :)

[PS Paul]

Tha's one UNsavory lookin' character there with the Winston Churchill nose! ha-ha! err... Ho-Ho?

[Blammer]

Make sure you have at least 12 rounds of ammo (maybe more) to be able to finish off his entire gang.

[Blacksmith]

I hear he has some little people helping him. Watch your back or maybe your knees.

[x101airborne]

You are not alone..... I dont trust old people with white beards. Especially ones that only want to give to kids and keep an enterage of little people.

Where the heck are MY cookies?

[runfiverun]

cookies??? what? who has cookies???
better check the fridge, he probably swiped some milk too. :lol:

[Blacksmith]

My Computer has cookies!

[44man]

Cookies are a diversion! It keeps him away from my boolits. [smilie=l:

[41 mag fan]

But...He leaves me presents......

I do hear those reindeer are pretty tasty though.

[44man]

But...He leaves me presents......

I do hear those reindeer are pretty tasty though.
NAW! They are as old as he is. Too many centuries flying. :bigsmyl2:

[Roosters]

Coat the cookies with a good topping of this. More than likely catch him in your bathroom or behind a bush in your yard !!! :twisted:
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[44man]

Coat the cookies with a good topping of this. More than likely catch him in your bathroom or behind a bush in your yard !!! :twisted:
http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r600/threescrew3/ex-lax.jpg
OH NUTS!I have tears from laughing. :drinks:

[montana_charlie]

Maybe she is giving her cookies to him ...

[popper]

DUKE NUKEM - Still waiting for my turkey. Is it cookie time already, must have slept through it.

[Just Duke]

This post should be in the "Dead Beats" section.

[Roosters]

Cookies undoubtedly are not all that he steals. He is has been getting my credit cards for years, you should see the bills he runs up that I hav to pay every January.. :holysheep
Hanging would be too good for him. . . LOL

[JesterGrin_1]

I feel sorry for that Guy lol

[Hardcast416taylor]

Coat the cookies with a good topping of this. More than likely catch him in your bathroom or behind a bush in your yard !!! :twisted:
http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r600/threescrew3/ex-lax.jpg


A guy I worked with had his wife make up some chocolate (EX-LAX added) brownies to put in his lunch. Seems someone was raiding the lunches in the lunch room fridge. The brownie turned up missing. The next day it wasn`t real hard to finger the culprit by who needed a lot of rest room breaks and was pale as a ghost. That ended the lunch room thefts.Robert

[Crawdaddy]

I'm after this guys myself. When my kids were young, they caught him kissing my wife... When I get my hands on him!


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[jaysouth]

I thought you said he "stole your wife" at first.

If anybody figures how to pull this one off, let me know immediately!

[Just Duke]

I'm after this guys myself. When my kids were young, they caught him kissing my wife... When I get my hands on him!


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My wife was never young so I guess I don't have to worry. Whew!

[Just Duke]

I'm going to catch this guy so I set up my Trail Cam and low and behold I caught him red handed.














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Not only that look who else has has the hand in the cookie jar!


















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Cookies are one thing but this turned up on my Trail Cam!!!
Cookies are not the only thing he's been helping himself to!!!

















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Well not anymore. Hey Hey. :)














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[41 mag fan]

Is the hotdog looking things in the one picture for the santas helper thats sitting on his lap in the other picture??

[Blacksmith]

The one on his lap is some cookie. Since he died I think I'll apply for his job its got great perks.

[10x]

I have heard about this fellow, red suit, has minions (elves) that spy on children, lurks in malls prior to Christmas and promises children candy, treats, and presents if they sit on his knee. He watches people when they are awake, and when they are sleeping, he knows when you've been bad, he trespasses and frequents neighborhood roof tops, keeps the company of animals. Runs a workshop ( possilby poorly heated) employing small people at the North pole, and breaks and enters peoples houses mid winter...

[Just Duke]

The one on his lap is some cookie. Since he died I think I'll apply for his job its got great perks.

Thanks. Sitting on his lap is wifey. ;)

[44man]

A guy I worked with had his wife make up some chocolate (EX-LAX added) brownies to put in his lunch. Seems someone was raiding the lunches in the lunch room fridge. The brownie turned up missing. The next day it wasn`t real hard to finger the culprit by who needed a lot of rest room breaks and was pale as a ghost. That ended the lunch room thefts.Robert
Did you work at the CLE Hopkins airport? My friend Hank Husk had that problem and did the exact same thing.
Darn, did we work together?
Hank also had to transfer to Chicago.

[Roosters]

Originally Posted by Blacksmith
The one on his lap is some cookie. Since he died I think I'll apply for his job its got great perks.

Thanks. Sitting on his lap is wifey. ;)


Sounds like you might need to get another WANTED POSTER !!!!! :kidding:

[Blacksmith]

Thanks. Sitting on his lap is wifey. ;)

I didn't know you were married to Christina Aguilera. I'll just have to find my own cookies no wanted poster necessary. But I might ask does she have a sister?

[Just Duke]

I didn't know you were married to Christina Aguilera. I'll just have to find my own cookies no wanted poster necessary. But I might ask does she have a sister?:holysheep

[Just Duke]

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