TOP 17 Country Songs

[SharpsShooter]

TOP 17 Country Songs


17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My A$$ Out All Day
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
And the Number One Country Song ---
1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

[MT Gianni]

And still better than most of the other junk on the radio. Gianni

[Murphy]

Mind if I add an oldie but a goodie to that list?


~YOUR WIFES BEEN CHEATIN' ON US AGAIN~


Always loved that ole song.

Murphy

[NVcurmudgeon]

Thanks, SharpsShooter. Those are worthy to join an old favorite of mine, "Ah got tears in my ears from layin' on my back in mah lonely bed an' cryin' over yew."

[Bigjohn]

I think Willie Nelson sang one which had a line about coming home at 2 with a 10 and waking up at 10 with a 2.

John,