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BluesBear
04-27-2007, 08:13 PM
Are you missing your 710?

Yesterday I was at my local mechanic picking up my monthly bucket of scrap wheel weights.
When a strikingly beautiful blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
They all looked at each other, and my mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It's always been there. Every car has one"

So my mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it she wrote '710'.
It didn't look like anything he'd ever seen.
Still puzzled he then took her over to a car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course there is silly, it's right there."

She was right. It was right there in front of us.

Do you have your 710?
Do you know what it is?
Click here to find out, http://files.photojerk.com/BluesBear/710.jpg

floodgate
04-27-2007, 08:43 PM
Blues Bear:

Beleeve it or not, I got it about half-way through the story; but what a hoot!

floodgate

Linstrum
04-29-2007, 12:40 AM
That's one 7734 of a story!

C A Plater
04-29-2007, 10:24 AM
Of course she was a blonde. ;)

nighthunter
04-29-2007, 01:21 PM
DUH ... I found a 710 under my hood but when I pulled it out to look at it, it said "EMPTY". Whats all this problem you guys are haveing with 710? Just stick an extra quarter in the parking meter and you should be OK.
Nighthunter