Herb in Pa
04-16-2007, 09:52 AM
> Picture this...
>
>
>
> It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date,
> Peggy Sue.
>
> Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo.
>
> When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and
> invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a
> seat?"
> she says.
>
> That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to
> do.
>
> Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt
> shop or to a drive-in movie.
>
> Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw?
> I hear all the kids are doing it."
>
> Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says
> "Wha...aaat?"
>
> "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to
> screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
>
> Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately,
> he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later,
> Peggy Sue
> comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes,
> and announces that she's ready to go.
>
> Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the
> front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a
> small wink for Harold.
>
> About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes
> back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her
> mother:
>
> "Dammit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!"
>
>
>
>
>
> It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date,
> Peggy Sue.
>
> Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo.
>
> When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and
> invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a
> seat?"
> she says.
>
> That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to
> do.
>
> Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt
> shop or to a drive-in movie.
>
> Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw?
> I hear all the kids are doing it."
>
> Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says
> "Wha...aaat?"
>
> "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to
> screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
>
> Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately,
> he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later,
> Peggy Sue
> comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes,
> and announces that she's ready to go.
>
> Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the
> front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a
> small wink for Harold.
>
> About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes
> back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her
> mother:
>
> "Dammit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!"
>
>