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[Beekeeper]

Was wondering if we could get a new section here on the forum?

Maybe call it Lies and Tales or something like that.
Might be fun to see what kind of lies and tales the membership can come up with.


Beekeeper

[9.3X62AL]

Was wondering if we could get a new section here on the forum?

Maybe call it Lies and Tales or something like that.
Might be fun to see what kind of lies and tales the membership can come up with.


Beekeeper

BK--

Isn't "Political & Religious" preposterous enough already? :)

[starmac]

Do you want to keep it about huntin, fishing and markmanship, or just anything. lol

[Beekeeper]

I think it should be tales and lies about hunting and fishing and our younger lives and the stupid stuff we have done.
Now don't tell me you ain't got nothing to post in a forum like that


beekeeper

[geargnasher]

OT?

Gear

[Beekeeper]

OT?

beekeeper

[clodhopper]

Truth and Veracity forum.

[runfiverun]

i thought that is what this section is for.

[jcwit]

I have a hard enough time keeping on the straight and narrow.

Now when I was young I was a perfect angle, as I got older I became more and more corrupted.

That good enough for a start?

[starmac]

Somethings just shouldn't be told. lol

[Longwood]

I will keep it short.
I once was a Prevert.
Than around 14, I became a Pervert.
I got old and more educated, and now I am a Provert.

[Bob Krack]

It's where we post the "Lube grooves for sale".

Bob

[MT Gianni]

Start a thread here if you want. I see no need for a section.

[x101airborne]

I am rich. I am famous. Horses bow down to me when I walk the ranch naked. I look like Gerard Butler in "300". I am so smart, Einstein dedicated a statue to me 37 years before I was born. I know the secret of life. Chuck Norris is my bodyguard so I dont have to hurt the back of my hand except on Chuck Norris. It is my place, I just let Hugh Hefner use it to keep the help straight. I told Donald Trump "You're fired". Internet porn is jealous of my wife. My farts really do smell like roses. I get PAID to oil up the Swedish Bakini Team. When I left Australia the male to female population ratio changed to 15-1. Hogs jump in front of my boolit as a sign of respect. Car jackers shudder at the point of my finger. The Million Man March?.... That was my enterauge!

I dont always drink beer..... Or admit how full of Stuff I am.

Does that qualify for the "Lies" section?

[geargnasher]

I dunno, Trey sounds right to me, at least after a few hydroxide-enriched Coca-Colas.[smilie=1: You're actually being modest, though, you should have mentioned the part about duelling with wild pigs in the dead of night with only a stone knife, out of respect for the pigs ;-)

Gear

[Beekeeper]

I don't know Starmac,
You live in Alaska, summer only or year round?
Ever see the Northern lights.
Ever hear the ice sing as it cracks in the cold.
I saw and heard it once almost 50 years ago and have never forgotten it.
50 years ago I wrote a fairy tale about the ice singing and the lights.
I still have it somewhere never published or read.
Does that qualify as a tale or lie?

How many people here have ever seen the lights ?

beekeeper

[starmac]

I live hear year around, but used to stay here in the winters and go south in the spring. lol

Yea I'm backwards from most, but then I didn't have to put up with the tourists. lol

When the northern lights get to really dancing with all the colors, I miss a lot of sleep. lol

[Beekeeper]

ever think about writing a story about the lights?

[starmac]

I'm not much of a writer, but my wife is.
She has seen the lights, even kept me up most of the night to watch them, but she hasn't seen them in their full glory, actually what she has seen is kind of boring, if you have seen their full potential.

When she does, I'll bet she will try to put them in some words.

I can tell you his and it sometimes you hear some funny stories because of it.
The japanese have a belief that if you get pregnant while watching the northern lights, your kid will be smarter, or superior.
We get a steady stream of japanese tourists in the winter expressly for this purpose, and from what I hear, they are not bashful at all when the lights are playing. lol

[swheeler]

Was wondering if we could get a new section here on the forum?

Maybe call it Lies and Tales or something like that.
Might be fun to see what kind of lies and tales the membership can come up with.


Beekeeper

Where's Starmetal Joe when you need him! :bigsmyl2:

[x101airborne]

I dunno, Trey sounds right to me, at least after a few hydroxide-enriched Coca-Colas.[smilie=1: You're actually being modest, though, you should have mentioned the part about duelling with wild pigs in the dead of night with only a stone knife, out of respect for the pigs ;-)

Gear

It's enriched Diet Dr. Peppers! LOL!!

Ya know,,,, Modesty IS one of my strong points.