Red River Rick
03-07-2007, 12:17 AM
A bit political but no offense to anyone. Just thought some fellow Canuck's might get a good chuckle with all the BULLS*^T gun laws impossed on use by our former government.
RRR
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of The Yukon
for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope
Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Liberal, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and
a "To Hell with Harper" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically
and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp a 10-foot
grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Conservative loggers came
racing up.
One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached
up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Liberal from the bear's grasp.
Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two Of
them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed
the injured Liberal in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you
my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a
bitter hatred between Conservative loggers and Liberal Environmental
activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that
guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and
has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure
doesn't know anything about Grizzly bear hunting! By the way, is the bait
holding up, or do we need to go back to Ontario and get another one?"
RRR
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of The Yukon
for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope
Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Liberal, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and
a "To Hell with Harper" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically
and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp a 10-foot
grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Conservative loggers came
racing up.
One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached
up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Liberal from the bear's grasp.
Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two Of
them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed
the injured Liberal in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you
my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a
bitter hatred between Conservative loggers and Liberal Environmental
activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that
guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and
has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure
doesn't know anything about Grizzly bear hunting! By the way, is the bait
holding up, or do we need to go back to Ontario and get another one?"