View Full Version : This fits too many of us
crabo
12-03-2011, 10:11 AM
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend "That's us in ten years."
He said "That's a mirror, dumba$$!
<chuckle> Time to pay the tab and get the cab! ;-)
Charlie Two Tracks
12-03-2011, 03:07 PM
I got a GREAT laugh out of that one crabo. Thanks.
DLCTEX
12-03-2011, 03:42 PM
I resemble that remark.
Reload3006
12-03-2011, 03:43 PM
thats why you dont wear your glasses when you go to a bar LOL
chuckbuster
12-04-2011, 09:17 PM
In the words of Willie Nelson (he sang it at least, not sure who wrote it)
"There's more old drunks than there are old Doctors so I guess we better have another round"
John Ross
12-06-2011, 06:00 AM
I was riding my motorcycle one Sunday morning in deserted downtown St. Louis. Waiting at a stoplight, I glanced over and thought "That old guy in the next lane has a bike just like mine."
Turns out I was looking at a plate glass window of a store...
MtGun44
12-07-2011, 01:22 AM
How in the world did it happen?
Bill
1Shirt
12-08-2011, 05:36 PM
Old Pa. Dutch saying "Ve get to soon old, and too late smart!"
1Shirt:coffee:
TNFrank
12-08-2011, 05:58 PM
:2 drunk buddies: LOL, love it. I needed a laugh today, thanks. [smilie=w:
gnoahhh
12-08-2011, 06:32 PM
Thanks man! I needed a laugh after the day I had!
firefly1957
12-08-2011, 06:52 PM
I should try that on my wife she might get a kick out of it...OR I MIGHT.
DIRT Farmer
12-08-2011, 07:04 PM
I don't know what happened but there are a lot of 50 to 60 year old hot chicks.
Crawdaddy
12-08-2011, 07:32 PM
Thats why I quit drinking! :(
cdet69
12-08-2011, 09:43 PM
Sounds like something that would happen to me.
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