Hip's Ax
01-05-2007, 10:26 PM
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> 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
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> 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity .
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> 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.
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> 4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.
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> 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
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> 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
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> 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
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> 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
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> 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.
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> 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
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> 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.
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> 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Const itution.
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> 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
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> 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
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> 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
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> 16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
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> 17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
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> 18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.
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> GOD BLESS AMERICA
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> Oops, can't do that either!
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> 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
>
> 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity .
>
> 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.
>
> 4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.
>
> 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
>
> 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
>
> 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
>
> 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
>
> 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.
>
> 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
>
> 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.
>
> 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Const itution.
>
> 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
>
> 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
>
> 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
>
> 16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
>
> 17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
>
> 18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.
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> GOD BLESS AMERICA
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> Oops, can't do that either!