I'm getting all weaponized autistic about your AO; from the flat nasal twang, got to be big 10 country. But which one?
4 chan was able to find Shia Ledouche's flag from flight info, star maps, and a local driving around beeping the car horn. I don't have any of that. So this is going to be a lot tougher.
Maybe you could post you post your address???? SS number, bank info, driver's license??? I'm not autistic...