Originally Posted by
keyhole
Maybe there is a good side to yellowjackets, at least when they are in a strategic location.
Well, my wife made the mistake of answering the door today when someone rang the door bell and then they got scared by all of the "flying greeters" and was backing up off the front porch rather quickly. She out the window on the door and she was even scared s---less even though she did not have the door open so they could not harm her. She kept nagging at me most of the day, so I finally went and sprayed them with wasp killer. Too bad... They really seemed to be good for keeping those pesky door-to-door solicitors (or criminals looking to see whether people were home) away.
I'm thinking I need a sign something like this on the front door:
GO AWAY !!!
You are TRESPASSING and will be dealt with as such!
I don't care what you are selling, I won't buy it.
I don't care what political candidate or position you are supporting, you're not going to change my mind.
I don't care what religion you are advocating, you won't change my mind.
And... GET OFF MY LAWN, DAMMIT !!!