How many loaded guns at home?

[SCIBUL]

Only one : my duty pistol.

[alamogunr]

I just voted. That is all that counts!

John
W.TN

[leftiye]

I'll never tell (let it be a surprise).

[clong]

All of them.

[shooterg]

3 when I'm home(counts the .380 always in my pocket)

[jim4065]

Hooray! Someone finally said 9. I was afraid Obama'd have to announce another Stimulus Plan.

[Suo Gan]

My goal is to have one round available to be busted for every criminal and sex offender in my area...I am losing ground and must buy more clips soon.

[a.squibload]

Hooray! Someone finally said 9. I was afraid Obama'd have to announce another Stimulus Plan.

In the interest of public safety and to further stimulate the economy the fedral gummint announced today
it will be issuing checks to any disadvantaged gun owner who owns less than a dozen firearms.
Acceptance of these checks requires a commitment to purchase a minimum of three new or used firearms of any type,
style, or manufacturer, and ammo for each. We know it's tough but ya gotta do it for your country.
Also henceforth by prezidental decree all reloaders are appointed official lead recyclers.
The Natural Gaurd will begin free deliveries in your area next week...

[SciFiJim]

In the interest of public safety and to further stimulate the economy the fedral gummint announced today
it will be issuing checks to any disadvantaged gun owner who owns less than a dozen firearms.
Acceptance of these checks requires a commitment to purchase a minimum of three new or used firearms of any type,
style, or manufacturer, and ammo for each. We know it's tough but ya gotta do it for your country.
Also henceforth by prezidental decree all reloaders are appointed official lead recyclers.
The Natural Gaurd will begin free deliveries in your area next week...

Dang, that would just about take care of all of the preamble to the Constitution.

establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity,

Where do I sign up?

[a.squibload]

I was watching TV, saw that on CNN...

then I woke up.

[Jbar4Ranch]

I checked six, but thought of another one afterward, so I'm in for seven.

[RP]

no loaded guns you guys must not of heard its the unloaded guns that kill people.

[EOD3]

OK, where did the "all of them" selection go?

[EOD3]

In the interest of public safety and to further stimulate the economy the fedral gummint announced today
it will be issuing checks to any disadvantaged gun owner who owns less than a dozen firearms.
Acceptance of these checks requires a commitment to purchase a minimum of three new or used firearms of any type,
style, or manufacturer, and ammo for each. We know it's tough but ya gotta do it for your country.

The Natural Gaurd will begin free deliveries in your area next week...

So it'll be like welfare mixed with the book of the month club?

[a.squibload]

What's a "book"?
:>)
I guess it would be easier for me to swallow the idea of an income tax if there was a program like this.
I guess I'm needy/greedy/selfish but would like to get some of it back instead of having it all go to liberal social engineering.
Also thinking about a "government whiskey" program but expecting some resistance...

[EOD3]

I guess it would be easier for me to swallow the idea of an income tax if there was a program like this.
I guess I'm needy/greedy/selfish but would like to get some of it back instead of having it all go to liberal social engineering.
Also thinking about a "government whiskey" program but expecting some resistance...

Nothing greedy about keeping the fruits of your labor. If we kept more of our money, the pin-heads would have less to give away to the "hate America" countries and every illegal alien with a sense of direction. The "legitimate" functions of the goober-ment could be easily funded by import duties.

They don't call me Grumpy for nothing, you know.

[bearcove]

Guns?

I'm just here to study the theoretical relationship between primitive projectiles and modern firearms that Ruger, Freedom Arms, Marlin,... manufacture. I purchase these modern marvels of machine tool art for their asthetic values. The idea that I would keep a loaded gun in my home is.... ..well

Well maybe a few.

[WRideout]

What's a "book"?
:>)
I guess it would be easier for me to swallow the idea of an income tax if there was a program like this.
I guess I'm needy/greedy/selfish but would like to get some of it back instead of having it all go to liberal social engineering.
Also thinking about a "government whiskey" program but expecting some resistance...

In our blessed commonwealth, you can only buy whiskey from the state. Unless of course you live in SW PA, aka Pennsyltucky (the product is a little more clear, though).

Wrideout

[Razor]

a .45 Vaquero 'n a 12ga pump 7 rd scattergun

[.357]

1955 wingmaster 12g by the bed after the baby starts walking and getting into things, it will be a handgun in safe by the bed.