Another vote for 500 S&W maybe one on each hip ?
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Another vote for 500 S&W maybe one on each hip ?
What does Santa carry? American Express?? Cookies?? Ok I give up.
If liars pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun!
Majic dust !
If liars pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun!
If it’s not a SAA it has to be a 1911; 45 cal either way. He doesn’t need it; just likes the way they feel.
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What would Santa carry? on his sled a a pair of Ma Deuce's on his person a pair of 50 caliber desert eagles. Why because when he wants your attention he wants it now
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Well if he’s up in the air with his sleigh, why not laser guided smart bombs?
What ever it is his slugs are powdercoated to look like CANDY CANES!
Johnny Seven One Man Army.
He brought me one a long time ago.
Double barreled, side by side shotgun on his sleigh and a silenced H&K Mk 23 on his hip.
He wouldn't need to carry, who is an enemy of Santa? But if he did, I'd say a pair of cased 1st generation silver plated Colt SAA 45s, Helfright engraved D coverage, Tiffany & Co. grips, anyone he would need to pull one on would be so dazzled by the sight of such a magnificent brace of Colts that they would be dumbfounded and totally lose their plan of attack... And ol' Santa, would turn and wink, and say "Who needs magic dust when you got a pair of these?"
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This thread reminds me of a cartoon that a WW2 USAAC vet that I knew drew.
Picture this:
Here comes Santa in his sleigh.Rear seat mounted twin 50 upper turret,on the sides of the runners:5"rockets and under the sleigh another twin 50 ball turret.BAR in his lap.1911 in GI shoulder holster.
Good luck.Have fun.Be safe.
Leo
People never lie so much as after a hunt,during a war,or before an election.
Otto von Bismarck
A beautiful pair of engraved Elf-made flintlock pistols that magically reload themselves when they are cocked.
I'm a big fan of data-driven decisions. You want to make me smile, show me a spreadsheet! Extra points for graphs and best-fit predictive equations.
Silly question....... TOYS! .......of course! Since he is 100% pure magic and one of the immortals, nothing can stop him, so why bother having a loaded firearm on the sleigh, unless a gift for a good boy or girl!
All humans on this earth, no matter how good or bad during the year, still believe in Spirit of old Chris Kringle on Christmas Eve.
My Santa carries twin double barrel flintlock howdahs with extensive and intricate engraving, silver or white gold inlay, and light wood with ivory accents. Each masterfully engraved scene and design is clearly inspired by one of the many countries and cultures he has visited over all these years. Priceless, handmade, and meticulously maintained yet clearly showing centuries of wear in that wide black leather belt.
"I'm here for your head Fat Man!!!" said the Hitman.Originally Posted by JohnH
Santa responds with "Your think you're the first???!!!" and a blazing 1911 and Walker Colt
Santa has been around for a while: I think he would pack an '86 Winchester in 45/70.
Hold Still Varmint; while I plugs Yer!
The one, and only one in existence "Asperlyaimless" never looked in the sleigh to know for sure after all it's just speculation.
I'm thinking Santa ain't gotta pack. You mess with Santa? You messin' with the whole trailer park.
Murphy
If I should depart this life while defending those who cannot defend themselves, then I have died the most honorable of deaths. Marc R. Murphy '2006'.
Right hand carrying a sack of presents on his right shoulder. To draw he drops the sack which falls on the right hand side. This is the best situation for a shoulder holster or cross draw. I guess a model 58 Smith, 41Mag, 4" and a model 10 2" 38 in his left boot.
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Mustang
"In the beginning... the patriot is a scarce man, and brave and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." - Mark Twain.
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