Last night I put my foot down. Since the advent of social distancing, etc. my wife has quit having her hair colored. After the haircut last week, it is almost grown out. One more haircut and it will be totally an attractive, sparkling grey. I was informed that the rules for grey hair are; 1) wear bigger earrings, and; 2) wear brighter lipstick. I told my wife that there was no way that I was going to comply with either of them!
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me neither1) wear bigger earrings, and; 2) wear brighter lipstick. I told my wife that there was no way that I was going to comply with either of them!
wait! What is this haircut thing you speak of?
Shave your head, get a baseball hat and wear one of these T shirts.
You'll be good to go.
You won't need makeup, or expensive perfume.
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I don’t know. My beard is a little on the Grayside I don’t care how gray gets I’m still not getting a bigger earring and wearing lipstick!! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it
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Just wear a baseball cap with a fake ponytail attached.
no need for a fake ponytail here.
You"re lucky.Originally Posted by navyvet
My hair is too wild so I keep it short.
Would love to be able to have a Colombian ponytail like Steven Seagal.
I have known grey most of my life... by 27 I was completely grey and then it started falling out faster... Now I wear a clown cut with nothing on top. In the winter my wife calls me homeless bum because I let it and my beard just grow.
Agreed and I do wear 1 earring.
Thank god I don't have grey hair........... mine is silver, Ain't nothin cheap about me.
I passed grey a while back. Beard is white. Also 4 inches shorter than a few hours ago.
CF
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Wear em like a badge of honor fellas. Im mid 30s, just starting to get a few in my beard and in my hair. Finially starting to not be called a punk kid.
I hate being refered to as a millinial.
Mine is silver blue, looks a bit like cheap lead but that's my luck. Regards Stephen
I'm the odd duck I got a grey beard red stash and semi balding brown hair still ain't got any grey on my head yet at 51 , hoping it all falls out before it turns grey .
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
Darned right. We earned 'em, every single one. Shoot, I jumped grey & went straight to white in my beard!
Bob
I once told my wife
"I didn't have any grey hair when I married you. You must be responsible for every one of them."
That went over well.....
Last edited by Bookworm; 07-21-2020 at 07:02 AM. Reason: Spelling. Dang auto correct
You don't have to own that. It can only bother you if you GAD about it in the first place and there are certainly other more important things to GAD about.
...so, which earrings and color lipstick are you going to pick?
If it was easy, anybody could do it.
My hair has been sliver gray for so long I can't remember it being any thing else.
What?!?!?!?!!!!! Do you mean to say that women "color" their hair????? Hmmmm . . . . that finally explains how bride pf 48 years is still has great looking red hair while I'v gone grey!
I'm with you . . . . I'll never commit to wearing large earrings or bright lipstick . . . why should we when we possess a "natural beauty"? LOL
I will have to admit that every time I get my haircut, I look down and kind of wonder "where did all of that white/grey hair come from?"
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