So, I was cleaning out the garage and found 2 buckets of lead I'd forgotten about (COWW and SOWW ). I fired up the stove and started melting it up with some other lead for 50/50. An hour or so latter SWMBO comes out.
"What are you doing"?
"Do you always have to follow me around and check up"
"Yes, remember when you got stuck on the roof between the chimney and lightning rod and I had to get the truck and some rope"?
"Well....."
"Remember when I came home and you were making blackpowder on the stove"?
"So, everyone does that"
"How about when you were under the house and your flashlight died and you got stuck trying to get out"
"Darn batteries were defective.."
"How about when you stuck 10lbs of Tannerite under the stump out back"?
"You got a point? That would have worked and I was going to shoot from inside so no-one would have seen me!"
"Remember me coming to the Emergency Room from work to get you"
"Alright, alright""
"Oh...how about when you took the motorcycle out for a ride and the rear wheel fell off"
"Ok, Alright.."
"And that website you went on and I found you in the garage with some cannon fuse, gunpowder...."
"that would have worked"
"You know that bright idea you had with one of your scuba tanks and some hose..."
you can stop now....
Darn Women