I was at home in the Jon doing some paperwork when I heard a knock at the door. It was going to be a while so yelled to hold on. After about minute or two I heard some rusting in the house. I yelled again, hold on I’m almost done...as I was having some issues from the dogfish I tried and posted about the other day on the weirdest things we’ve ate.
The next thing I hear was a yahoo!, some fast foot steps, and my front door slammed! Finally got done doing my business and wandered into the living room to inspect what was all the ruckus and to see what happened. Here’s what I found...
OLD GEORGE came to visit!!! He dropped off a generous pile of 45 colt brass!... and found my whitetail whiskey! He hammered down almost the whole bottle within seconds but Luckily he left me one slug. For some strange reason he stripped down. George left his shorts, drawers, socks, and who flung poo t shirt behind! I looked out the door and saw a bright white hiney jumping out of the neighbors hot tub with two bikini tops in hand making a mad dash in the opposite direction! I yelled come back! Come back!...but George had his prize and must have been heading home ...or away from the law as I heard sirens coming. Thanks for the hooter shots from my hot neighbor girls! What a bonus!!! I thought the brass was more than enough until I saw the light...headlights!...huge headlights!!! George you are an ANIMAL!!! Hope you made it home without getting a cold...or shrinkage! Lol , thanks again! Your pal for life, Tripplebeards.
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