Lost Words From Our Childhood!

[HATCH]

Please don’t use symbols in place of letters.

Like pi$$
Just type the word.
Piss
If the system has the word in the banned list it will turn it into *’s
I have had to edit several posts in this thread because of this.
Please stop doing it as it is considered a Lang censor bypass and against the rules.

[Taylor]

My brother has a saying.."she's so ugly, she could snag lightning".

[Mr_Sheesh]

-Eyes HATCH's post-

-Successfully avoids issuing HATCH an infraction, as he knows where I live and would BEAT me for being a smart patootie!- LOL

I'll definitely +1 his post! I think filter bypass are THE most frequent warning / infraction lately, and are pretty easily avoidable.

[Wayne Smith]

My Dad used to say "That water is so deep you could stand up and drink all day".

[Bent Ramrod]

“Oh, wow! Beautiful!” used to be all over the place. Don’t hear it much any more.

The phrase I remember most from childhood is “Because I said so!”

[MrWolf]

Young whipper snapper. Called my daughter that last night joking around.

[curdog]

On the gravy train with bisket wheels. That boy is tougher than woodpecker lips.

[gwpercle]

That boy was so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.

Don't buy a pig in a poke.

We eating high off the hog now.

Things were good when you were in high cotton .

If you watch the pennies the dollars will take care of themselves . ( my Mom said this one a lot!)

Waste not, want not . another of Mom's sayings.

Gary

[WheelgunConvert]

Grandmother: go fetch me a switch
Mother: go fetch me a switch
Dad: go fetch me a switch knucklehead

You don’t hear anything like that anymore either

[popper]

Let's have a poll on whether Buckwheat should write an 'old timer's' dictionary with definitions so our kids can understand us.

[redhawk0]

Ugly women applying makeup

If the barn needs paintin....you paint the barn.

[Smoke4320]

teletype
carbon paper

[JBinMN]

If ya don't like my gate, don't be swingin' on the hinges..."

"Never step over a dollar, to pick up a dime.".

"Don't **** in your watering hole, or you won't be able to drink there anymore & neither will anyone else...".

"Two wrongs don't make a it right."

"If you're feelin' froggie,, Jump to it!"

" Old age & treachery, will overcome youth & skill."

[mozeppa]

how bout this'n....

2 wrongs don't make a right....but 3 lefts does!

[Silvercreek Farmer]

Slicker than cat ****.
Tango Uniform (Tits up)
Screwed the pooch.
Looks like a pig sty.

My list probably tells you something about the way I was raised!

[Loudenboomer]

If you monkey with the bull your gonna get the Horn!

[Les Staley]

Colder than a mother-in-law's heart. Not heard too often, but most people can relate to it.

[Wild Bill 7]

Rarer than hens teeth, slicker than snot, he's got cooties, ham it up (acting silly).

[coloraydo]

She/He's ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.

[DoubleAdobe]

Gyp joint, Ha, that has to be related to a term my Dad used so many years ago.He worked at the time in the logwoods of Arizona. You might be skeptical of that but it was certainly real. The HQ was in McNary and where he worked out of was Maverick. I have been there when my Dad was still kicking and it was a heck of a place. Faded, yes. but at an elevation, especially through the spring and winter, it was a pisscutter. 7800+ feet and colder than a woman's heart.
He told me over and over again that there were independent chickenshot outfits that would try to undercut the cutting and hauling of timber. These he called Gyppo outfits. There reputation was cut-rate and unreliable, BUT they were cheap, Haha.