Well lets see.
Good golly Miss Molly.
Gee whiz shazam.
Colder than a tax collectors heart.
Crooked as a snake with the cramps.
Watch yer six.
None of your beeswax.
Good luck.Have fun.Be safe.
Leo
Well lets see.
Good golly Miss Molly.
Gee whiz shazam.
Colder than a tax collectors heart.
Crooked as a snake with the cramps.
Watch yer six.
None of your beeswax.
Good luck.Have fun.Be safe.
Leo
People never lie so much as after a hunt,during a war,or before an election.
Otto von Bismarck
Answering machines
TILT! This one from my pinball machine days. I only remembered it because I used it just the other day when a co-worker did something genuinely stoopid. After I said this he asked me what it meant and I explained it to him. Today's youth don't even know what they missed by being born too late.
I believe the term "gyp joint" was shortened from "gypsy joint" .
i remember as a kid the row of gypsy businesses )mostly mentalists , palm readers fortune tellers and the like,,,
who would try to carnival bark you into the store front then "GYP" you out of your money....or just plain rob you.
Finer then frog hair!
When guns are outlawed only criminals and the government will have them and at that time I will see very little difference in either!
"Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems man faces." President Ronald Reagan
"We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the law breaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is acoutable for his actions." Presdent Ronald Reagan
This topic has, "Grown some legs!" and taken right off!
2nd Amend./U.S. Const. - "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
~~ WWG1WGA ~~
Restore the Republic!!!
For the Fudds > "Those who appease a tiger, do so in the hope that the tiger will eat them last." -Winston Churchill.
President Reagan tells it like it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6MwPgPK7WQ
Phil Robertson explains the Wall: https://youtu.be/f9d1Wof7S4o
"Hey toots!"
When they bury him, the tombstone will say, "Here lies work, we could never get it out of him!"
Give me a toke!
A poke= paper bag
Remember back in the day when you would ask a girl, "Would you go out with me?"
"Bang a gear" on your 4 speed Hurst shifter.
Maker of Silver Boolits for Werewolf hunting
Uglier than a mud fence.
Dancing around like a cat on a hot tin roof.
On a road trip, "Don't make me stop this car".
Shines like a diamond on a goat's ***.
Sticks out like a sore thumb.
Meaner than a sack full of snakes.
Fighting like cats in a pillow case.
My head hurts like a woodpecker on a steel post.
Tougher than Chinese Algebra.
"Mom, he's looking at me"!
"You just wait until your father gets home".
Is the Pope Polish?
Drives with a Lead foot.
Rougher than a corn cob.
Madder than a wet hen.
Don't be square.
Last one ……… is a rotten egg.
Giving each other a 'cootie' shot.
'Come and get it, or I'll throw it to the hogs'.
'Back when I was just a little whipper snapper'.
"If I had a Nickel for every time you asked me that...……….."
"That, and a dime will buy you a cup of coffee".
"See yawl later, I'm going to be like cow flop, and hit the trail".
Follow a horse a little ways, and you'll see 'road apples'.
Out on the Hi-way, you could sometimes peel up and throw a 'sail rabbit'.
'He's too lazy to scratch a tick'.
She dropped him like a hot rock.
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In school: We learn lessons, and are given tests.
In life: We are given tests, and learn lessons.
OK People. Enough of this idle chit-chat.
This ain't your Grandma's sewing circle.
EVERYONE!
Back to your oars. The Captain wants to waterski.
Cruisin for a bruisin
Knucklehead
Gonna be dumb, ya better be tough. And I think mentioned before..Stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry about..
Dumb as a box of rocks
[SIZE=4][B]Selling Hi Quality Powdercoating Powder
I carry a Nuke50 because cleaning up the mess is Silly !!
http://www.bing.com/search?q=nuke50&...7ADE&FORM=QBLH
I am not crazy my mom had me tested
Theres a fine line between genius and crazy .. I'm that line
and depending on the day I might just step over that line !!!
In school: We learn lessons, and are given tests.
In life: We are given tests, and learn lessons.
OK People. Enough of this idle chit-chat.
This ain't your Grandma's sewing circle.
EVERYONE!
Back to your oars. The Captain wants to waterski.
That one reminded me of an older guy I used to work with, an old "country boy". That was on he'd say occasionally.
Also, sometimes if he was asked a "what if.." question that wasn't such a good idea his reply would be "yeah, and if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his butt on the ground all the time".
In school: We learn lessons, and are given tests.
In life: We are given tests, and learn lessons.
OK People. Enough of this idle chit-chat.
This ain't your Grandma's sewing circle.
EVERYONE!
Back to your oars. The Captain wants to waterski.
Climbing fools mountain
She’s off chasing butterflies
Watching the submarine races
Snipe hunt
Boy, go fetch me a skyhook
Bat s crazy
Stronger, Prouder and Greater!
Just remembered one that my Dad used when someone was aggrevating him.
Well,zipidee do da to you too.
Finer than snuff,and not half as dusty.
Good God miss Agnes,what was that?(My Mom)
Good luck.Have fun.Be safe.
Leo
People never lie so much as after a hunt,during a war,or before an election.
Otto von Bismarck
Hoopey (or Hoopty) for an old car.
The enemy of good is better.
green backs
referring to an old cow : Shes so old she gives powder milk
[SIZE=4][B]Selling Hi Quality Powdercoating Powder
I carry a Nuke50 because cleaning up the mess is Silly !!
http://www.bing.com/search?q=nuke50&...7ADE&FORM=QBLH
I am not crazy my mom had me tested
Theres a fine line between genius and crazy .. I'm that line
and depending on the day I might just step over that line !!!
You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.
BP | Bronze Point | IMR | Improved Military Rifle | PTD | Pointed |
BR | Bench Rest | M | Magnum | RN | Round Nose |
BT | Boat Tail | PL | Power-Lokt | SP | Soft Point |
C | Compressed Charge | PR | Primer | SPCL | Soft Point "Core-Lokt" |
HP | Hollow Point | PSPCL | Pointed Soft Point "Core Lokt" | C.O.L. | Cartridge Overall Length |
PSP | Pointed Soft Point | Spz | Spitzer Point | SBT | Spitzer Boat Tail |
LRN | Lead Round Nose | LWC | Lead Wad Cutter | LSWC | Lead Semi Wad Cutter |
GC | Gas Check |