Offically changing my name to Wood Jew

[Winger Ed.]

I have one dog that thinks his name is 'NO', another thinks it's name is 'Stop That'.

In school, we had a History teacher who was a Normandy vet. When doing an assignment, if a kid came to the front of the room to
read something and started off with, "Mine's-own",,, He'd look startled and say, "Where?,,,, Everybody freeze" then he'd look over his desk.

[buckwheatpaul]

Made me smile....my wife said: "So whats wrong with that!"

[Mr_Sheesh]

Childhood friend's cats were named "Stop it!" and "You too!"

[Three44s]

I know I am hung when my wife informs ...... “You have a project”. That became the standard announcement after about 10 years of marriage.

Before that, it was, “I just bought this ....... “ but she learned I would interpret that to mean “she had herself a project”

I would just ease off to the man cave .... for my projects you know!

Seriously though, I got a great gal, likes guns and hates gun grabbing politicians. She may rope me in but she is right there helping me do her stuff she likes help with.

Three44s

[Stephen Cohen]

I was on the second reply to op before I realised I was being had. No fool like and old fool they say. Regards Stephen

[Budzilla 19]

I think sometimes my name is “Canya come see a minute???” When that gets said, get ready!!! Haha! She doesn’t mind some gun stuff, though, so I’m good. I really enjoyed this thread.

[ThomR]

Being married to a Filipina, she just says what she wants and points her lips at it.
For example, if she wants me to get her a bottle of water she will just say water and point her lips in the general direction.

[Winger Ed.]

Reminds me of a friend who's name was "Ya need ta".
His wife would say, "Ya need ta fix this,,,,,,,,", or "Ya need ta get,,,,,,,".