If you like your toilet, you can keep your toilet.
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms *shall not be infringed*.
"The greatest danger to American freedom is a government that ignores the Constitution."
- Thomas Jefferson
"While the people have property, arms in their hands, and only a spark of noble spirit, the most corrupt Congress must be mad to form any project of tyranny."
- Rev. Nicholas Collin, Fayetteville Gazette (N.C.), October 12, 1789
Now that's funny
You are aware that about 75% of the world don't use toilet paper? Learn the proper technique and you won't either.
When they offer you a left-handed handshake it's meant as a filthy insult.
Information not shared. is wasted.
I seem to remember at least one barracks
where the pots had no seats.
At least that base was in the tropics.
You all heard the one about the bear and the rabbit?
The bear’s doing his business in the woods, as bears will do, and a rabbit hops by. The bear asks the rabbit if he’s ever bothered with the dung sticking in his fur. The rabbit replies that he doesn’t have that problem. “Good!” says the bear, and he grabs the rabbit and wipes with him.
Last edited by fatelk; 08-13-2018 at 12:54 PM.
maybe the seats got taken for redneck horse shoes.
It's the newest design in commercial water closet.....designed by women .
You don't sit .....you hover above it . No seat to get dirty , no seat to clean . Cheaper too .
Since men don't clean the seat or lift it ....this is the WC design of the future .
Just when you think things can't get any worse....they do ! No freaking toilet seat !
Gary
In my line of work toilets are referred to as a Water Closet....I have no idea why.
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" Let's Go Brandon !"
When MN first got Somali refugees you would find footprints on the seat form the way they squatted...
Beau your no fishing sign is great. Reminds me of the time in younger years that I got PO’d at a store that left big potholes in their parking lot. One evening I moved some of their shrubbery and replanted it.
Plata o plomo?
Plomo, por favor!
BP | Bronze Point | IMR | Improved Military Rifle | PTD | Pointed |
BR | Bench Rest | M | Magnum | RN | Round Nose |
BT | Boat Tail | PL | Power-Lokt | SP | Soft Point |
C | Compressed Charge | PR | Primer | SPCL | Soft Point "Core-Lokt" |
HP | Hollow Point | PSPCL | Pointed Soft Point "Core Lokt" | C.O.L. | Cartridge Overall Length |
PSP | Pointed Soft Point | Spz | Spitzer Point | SBT | Spitzer Boat Tail |
LRN | Lead Round Nose | LWC | Lead Wad Cutter | LSWC | Lead Semi Wad Cutter |
GC | Gas Check |