Uh, you are forgetting the three reasons my ex-wife and daughter will never live in Arizona again; the centipedes, scorpions, and the tarantulas.
This is the front door of my house during the monsoon season when the tarantulas come out and are everywhere...
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And an internet photo of the super creepy centipedes that randomly appear in your living areas:
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And of course the scorpions...
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