I have three house dogs and they are all Liberal Democrats. They have free housing, free utilities, free health care, free food, free stuff and they don't have to work.
All they do is lay around and complain "whine", usually wanting more free stuff or for someone to pet them or compliment them.
I have nicknamed all three of them, two females and one male. The females, I nicknamed one Nancy because she is absolutely crazy and will even bite me, the hand that feeds her. The other female, I nicknamed Hillary because she is always sucking up to me wanting something. The male, I nicknamed Chuck. He is neutered "No Balls". He is always complaining about something that I can't figure out.
On Edit: I had to add something else. My dogs, errr, Liberal Democrats are scared to death of guns although they have absolutely no experience with a firearm or ever heard one fired. I can pull a gun out and they all run for their safe space. I haven't figured out why yet as they don't know anything at all about a firearm but they fear them for some strange reason unknown to me.