I was in Custer State Park once with a guy who was enthralled with the "wild democrats" there.
I said, jump out and put your arm around one and I'll take your picture.
As he did, three more showed up on his right and two on the left. I snapped the picture and after we got home I decided to have it enlarged to 24"x36" with a caption that read, " Pick out the real *******."