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Thread: Pastors ***

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    Pastors ***

    Stolen from another forum
    The Pastor's ***



    A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
    The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
    again, and it won again.


    The local paper read:



    PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT.


    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor
    not to enter the donkey in another race..


    The next day, the local paper headline read:



    BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***.


    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid
    of the donkey..


    The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent..
    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:


    NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.


    The Bishop fainted!
    He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she
    sold it to a farmer for $10.


    The next day the papers read:


    NUN SELLS *** FOR $10.


    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
    donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
    The next day the headlines read:


    NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE.


    The Bishop was buried the next day.


    The moral of the story is ....
    Being concerned about public opinion can
    bring you much grief and misery. It can even shorten your life..


    So be yourself and enjoy life to the fullest.

    Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and

    you'll be a lot happier and live longer!


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    Stolen and sent to my father-in-law, a southern baptist pastor.

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    Thanks....it made me smile.....
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    Glad I do not have a bishop. Had to laugh.

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    Made both me and my wife chuckle.

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    Yep folks.That`s an oldie but a goodie.
    Good luck.have fun.be safe.
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    People never lie so much as after a hunt,during a war,or before an election.
    Otto von Bismarck

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