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Thread: A bit of stupid humor, if you will let me...

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    A bit of stupid humor, if you will let me...



    "Ms Brass, do you take Mr Boolit as your lawfully wedded projectile?"





    "With this press, I thee seat."




    "By the powers granted to me by the laws of physics, I now pronounce you cartridge!"

    Ya know, I'm no marriage counselor, but I'm thinking this one is going to lead to an explosive divorce, and he'll just skeedadle out of there as fast as he can go. She'll shine right up and get a new partner, no problem, but him? Heh, he'll end up buried in the soft dirt, surrounded by a bunch just like him!
    Last edited by armoredman; 03-11-2017 at 08:46 PM.

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    The only way this union is going to last is if he's impotent.

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    A primed candidate for separation!

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    The relationship is doomed to an explosive ending.

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    The relationship is doomed to an explosive ending.
    Hopefully it's not premature.
    Keep your powder dry,

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    Hopefully they don't spend there whole life cooped up in a box.
    Sometimes it takes a second box of boolits to clear my head.
    Feed back thread http://castboolits.gunloads.com/show...?261449-jeepyj

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    I think they are gonna have some internal forces working against their union quite soon.

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    This is funny.

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    Say bye bye to Red. Next date is your target. I hope I have been good to you.

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    Looks like lipstick.
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    It's a transgender boolit.

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    JUST GOTTA LOVE THIS JOINT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by armoredman View Post


    "Ms Brass, do you take Mr Boolit as your lawfully wedded projectile?"





    "With this press, I thee seat."




    "By the powers granted to me by the laws of physics, I now pronounce you cartridge!"

    Ya know, I'm no marriage counselor, but I'm thinking this one is going to lead to an explosive divorce, and he'll just skeedadle out of there as fast as he can go. She'll shine right up and get a new partner, no problem, but him? Heh, he'll end up buried in the soft dirt, surrounded by a bunch just like him!
    Dont know why but I will play along. "By the powders grained in me."
    "Consequently we move away from other shooters to remain focused on our passion, as our ideas are quickly dismissed or misunderstood by others. Sharing does not come easily for swagers, not because they are necessarily selfish, but because they have been whittling away in their only little world for so long, that being able to relate to others what they understand is no simple task."

    ​Mentor



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    Perhaps he's into someone else

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    I can see it all right now. Ms Brass is going to push Mr Bullet down the road at some time in the future. Then she is going to get herself all primed up again, put on some more powder and go looking for another Mr Bullet to fill her up again. And once more she will push the new Mr Bullet down the road. Ms Brass will continue this type behavior until the day she starts exhibiting some facial cracks and will become discarded by all.. LOL

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    I like it!

    Someone needs to go a Shotgun Wedding next.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scharfschuetze View Post
    Hopefully it's not premature.
    would that be a premature ejection?

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    For many of the older couples, parting has had a corrosive effect on others who tried to contain and guide them.
    And many have also been quite mercurial.

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    Ohhh so many have been stuck inside for far to long because of snow!
    On every question of construction let us carry ourselves back to the time when the Constitution was adopted, recollect the spirit manifested in the debates, and instead of trying what meaning may be squeezed out of the text or invented against it, conform to the probable one in which it was passed.

    Thomas Jefferson, letter to William Johnson, June 12, 1823

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    I recoil at the thought!

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