YOU, sir, are a LIAR!

[427smith]

I'd like to have thousands of posts

[country gent]

I can aim dead on out to 1000yds before I have to hold over the target

[castalott]

It shoots flat .... out to 300 and then raises up a mite....

[smoked turkey]

It tastes just like chicken!

[308Jeff]

I know everything there is to know about reloading.

[Hogtamer]

Catfishing in the savannah river and a big cottonmouth fell off a limb into the boat. Scared me to death til I saw that snake had a big frog in his mouth. Seeing he couldn't bite like that I picked him up behind the head, took the frog with my pliers (they're good catfish bait) Then poured most off a warm beer down his throat and pitched him back in the river. Ten minutes later I was landing a big cat and something brushed my leg. Looked down and it was that durned snake again, this time with 2 frogs in his mouth!

[Loudy13]

Honey this gun is for you....

[Plate plinker]

I whipped Chuck Norris in a street fight.

[Tenbender]

[QUOTE=INTRLOPER;







You simply cannot catch a fish on a lure that costs less than 8 dollars.



Longer barrels are more accurate (must be because the muzzle is closer to the target eh).

.[/QUOTE]
Sounds reasonable to me ?

[Tenbender]

I'm going to smelt 900 lb's of wheel weights tomorrow . After lunch I'm going to weed my garden.

[MT Gianni]

From the late Rocky Bridges former baseball player and Minor league manager/coach. Also one of the funniest people of all time. "I'm 6'2" tall, thick dark hair and great looking. At least that's what I told them over at the Braille Institute".

[Hogdaddy]

I'm selling all my guns to buy my wife shoes ; )
H/D

[LaPoint]

No dear, I didn't buy another pistol. It belongs to (insert name of friend here). I'm just borrowing it from him.

[birch]

The rain should have scared them away. But God looked down and he said, 'We’re not going to let it rain on your speech.' In fact, when I first started I said, "Oh no." First line, I got hit by a couple of drops. And I said, 'Oh, this is, this is too bad, but we’ll go right through it.' But the truth is that it stopped immediately. It was amazing. And then it became really sunny, and then I walked off and it poured right after I left."

[aspangler]

Honest ocifer, the dog was drivin'. He's so drunk I can't see him!

[badbob454]

I believe everything the government tells me..., if guns were taken away from citizens there will be peace , and crime will be absolved

[castaroo]

i always hit what I aim at

[Col4570]

No Offisher those Cans opened in the Crash.As a Reshponshible temperate ****izen I was taking them to the Landfill Baaarrrpppp.

[Taylor]

I don't know about ya'll,but I can't tell a lie.My up bringing forbids it.

[jonp]

I was a Seal Marine Sniper with hundreds of missions and a couple of MOH's, Silver Stars etc but my records are still Top Secret so I can't release them