YOU, sir, are a LIAR!

[Finster101]

I received my order of lube grooves in the mail.

[Smoke4320]

Illegal immigrants should be let in the country freely .. They are only here to better themselves and us. Besides It would not cost anything the government is paying for it

[Smoke4320]

sure your mother and 3 sisters can stay with us as long as you like .. Theres plenty of room

[Mohawk Daddy]

"Honest, officer, if I had known I was jeopardizing my health, I would never have lit one."

[GL49]

That explains it... you've got a Chevy. My Ford has never been stuck.

[Texas by God]

Pi r round. "You'll need Algebra some day" I once shared a sleeping bag with Rosie O'Donnel- she ate the most of it.....

[Col4570]

I could,nt get to work today,I accidentaly spilt gasoline in the toilet basin and when I discarded my cigarette end it ignited burning my nether regions.Being carried out on a stretcher the medic asked what happened.Relating my unfortunate accident caused the medic to drop me due to laughing breaking my leg.

[castalott]

I was lowering heavy bricks using a pulley and a rope with a bucket tied on the end. Standing on the ground, the pulley and the bucket were 3 floors up. Someone thru weight in the bucket that was more than my weight.

Holding on to the rope, I was jerked off the ground and impacted the falling bucket 1/2 way up, tearing off my right ear. Dazed but still able to hold on, my fingers were pulled thru the pulley when I reached the top, breaking most of them.

When the bucket hit the ground it broke, spilling the contents. Loosing so much weight, I was a lot heavier than the bucket and fell rapidly. I impacted the bucket on the way down, tearing off my left ear.

I continued to fall and landed on the pile of bricks breaking both legs. For some reason I let go of the rope and the empty bucket fell 3 stories, landing on my head and giving me 2 black eyes....

I'm going to be a few minutes late for Church tonight...

[INTRLOPER]

Used aluminum boat for sale, has one small leak. $500 O.B.O

Every time you shoot a doe, 3 Boone and Crocket bucks crawl out of the ground.

Mandatory Antler Point Restrictions combined with unlimited doe tags makes hunters happy and increases the deer hunting enjoyment of the majority of folks. There is no such thing as high grading, it is a myth created by those who only want to shoot little baby bucks.

The laws of physics do not apply in Arizona or Arkansas, but them same laws apply double in Tennessee.

You simply cannot catch a fish on a lure that costs less than 8 dollars.

It's for the children.

It's the spoons fault that Rosie is fat and it's the microphones fault that Ashley Judd and Madonna sound bat**** crazy.

It's the Russians fault.

Criminals are not the issue, guns are.

Only virgins wear white wedding dresses.

If you add a few thousandths to the neck on a 308WIN case you can get better performance than a standard 30-06.

If you twist a bullet too fast you will tear a hole in the space time continuum.

Longer barrels are more accurate (must be because the muzzle is closer to the target eh).

People actually believe half of the BS spread here.

[pkie44]

The first liar never stands a chance.

That is true!

[pkie44]

People actually believe half of the BS spread here.

Another truthful statement!

[opos]

Honest officer... nobody was driving....we were all in the back seat singing


That statement came from Brian Williams on his way home from winning the world championship in the lightweight division of Kick Boxing.

[garym1a2]

Glocks are perfection.

[Murphy]

Officer, all I've had to drink is 2 beers, honestly.


Murphy

[1johnlb]

Sir, do you know how fast you were going?

Ahhh, yes officer, the speed limit

[kmrra]

Im a democrat , dont own a gun but I like to cast bullets for my sling shot

[tigweldit]

Sir, you can trust me. I would never lay a hand on your daughter.

[Skinny]

This gun is in perfect shape and has never been fired

[Budzilla 19]

In the style of Larry the Cable Guy, "I believe! I believe I have enough lead to last the rest of my shooting days"!!!! Hahaha

Brass410, you been following me when I was driving my dually? Honest, Officer ,it only smokes when I shift gears!

[7br]

I am six foot tall, good looking and can dance. Oh wait, that's the tequila talking. How about, "You are right kiddo. It is awful dark and skeeters are are tearing you up, we will leave right after this bite"