YOU, sir, are a LIAR!

[Outpost75]

Watched Fox News for a few minutes this AM and found it to be a totally different reality from everything else I'm reading and hearing. Bill Bennett thinks that things would settle down and move forward once all Trump's cabinet positions are filled. Don't think so.

It is amateur night at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue! - My worry is that DPRK or Iran likely will exploit the state of confusion in the Trump Administration to start something within the next 60-90 days. We are the closest we have been to nuclear war since the Cuban Missile Crisis while be are being governed by clowns!

Unless Trump stops campaigning and begins some serious OJT, listening to and sorting out the flood of intelligence out there, Russia will quickly take advantage of any distraction by DPRK or Iran, actively encouraging their mischief, while China will likely agitate in the China Sea and threraten Taiwan, then Trump in a fit of confused anger, total geopolitical ignorance and lunacy will throw the football and start WW3…

[Ballistics in Scotland]

You ain't going to believe this, but... There I was, I believe near to 1953 or so. I'd been tracking the nearly extinct green crested Siberian jackalope for five days (a nice one in its prime looked to be close to six pounds). It was getting dark, the wind was blowing 30 mph from the left with 50 mph gust from the right/front, suddenly a shot rang out! My busty guide, Dally Pardon took a wild shot at the bunny. Due to the intense cold, she couldn't cycle her .416 Rigby Ackley Improved. The jackalope sensed her fear and attacked immediately. Head down with antlers ankle high it sprinted over the snow at incredible speed. As Guide Pardon screamed for help I steadied my trusty Webley-Vickers 50/80 and carefully calculated the 1487 yard shot. With a quarter ounce of pressure on the 50/80's trigger a 680 grain paper patched, steel cored, powder coated, precision handloaded boolit left the muzzle at 6173 feet per second. Like a lazer (which was not yet invented) the boolit flew straight. The jackalope had met his match when the light for caliber boolit grazed his nape, rendering him ... I've got company, will have to finish the story later.

Powder-coated in 1953? I don't believe it.

My wife does everything she hears me tell her.

[Idaho Sharpshooter]

My two favorites from childhood:

This is going to hurt me more than you...
You'll thank me for this later...

[bubba.50]

heard this about a liar once : "he'd rather walk around the world to tell a lie than to walk next door to tell the truth."

[bubba.50]

and "if he tells you the truth today he'll come back tomorrow & apologize."

[country gent]

Heres the biggie on most ranges. All my firearms shoot under 1/2 MOA to 1000yds ( Sometimes farther).

[LynC2]

I believe the news media is honest and unbiased in their reporting!

[Skipper]

When I was a teen I had a really good throwing arm. My fastball was clocked at 96-97 mph. My family suggested that I try out for the Majors. I was already to go to Los Angeles for the Dodger tryouts...but that was the day I found my Dad's Playboy collection and I threw my arm out.
God's truth....I swear!

[funnyjim014]

I love my job

[Texas by God]

I don't use a shotgun to hunt birds. I "ugly"them out of the sky. I used to take my wife hunting but she tears the birds up too bad. Best, Thomas.

[Hardcast416taylor]

I tell people that I know how to post photos here on the cast boolet site.Robert

[mozeppa]

i once rode horseback into a boxed in canyon with wild indians chasing me.
when i arrived at the dead end there were 500 more indians there waiting!

100 more to the left...100 more to the right....i was trapped!

i was killed.

[Plate plinker]

Wife...Do you own a AK-47.
Me no. (It is a AKM)
This happened yesterday.

[GL49]

I tell people that I know how to post photos here on the cast boolet site.Robert

No way. I think we know who has the lead in this contest.

[gwpercle]

But honey , think about all the money I'm saving by casting and reloading !
Yes dear , I heard everything you said.
I made good grades when I was in school.
This one is the one my kids like best, When I was a boy I had to walk 3 miles to school , in the snow and rain , it was uphill both ways .
Gary

[Hickory]

i once rode horseback into a boxed in canyon with wild indians chasing me.
when i arrived at the dead end there were 500 more indians there waiting!

100 more to the left...100 more to the right....i was trapped!

i was killed.

I remember that. I was one of the Indians.

[Col4570]

Yes Sir,the 2nd hand Rifle you ordered on line is in mint condition.The Dark bits in the bore are just cosmetic.

[Tom W.]

Of course I love being a house husband.

[skeettx]

I MEANT to shoot the THIRD goose back in the line

[mold maker]

The water is running out the top of my hand dug well.