Took Carol for her colonoscopy this morning. I told everyone in the hospital women need it done more often. They asked why.
I said only times I can tell the wife she is not full of s***!
Nurses laughed so hard they screeched. I do have fun. OH, I did THE LOOK from Carol.
More of a daring man than me. That's for darn sure. I will admit it is funny though...
Sometimes it takes a second box of boolits to clear my head.
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We have a great hospital, run by WVU. The people are just the best. The care is unreal and but they still can't get over my joking. They never know what to expect from me.
To lighten their day makes me feel good.
Carol is fine and will soon be full of s*** again. I have not seen the frying pan yet!
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Not all the money in the bank would convince me to say that to my wife. I know where the frying pan is, and she has others.
44man! You must not be married to a redhead!?!? I'd probably get laid out for saying something like that ..... even if it IS true sometimes!
When I had my colonoscopy I asked the doctor for a letter on his stationary telling Mrs. Thumbcocker that he did not find my head.
Paper targets aren't your friends. They won't lie for you and they don't care if your feelings get hurt.
Doc asked me if I wanted him to place the monitor where I could watch. NOOOOOO!
44man, you just have to learn not to make your wife the 'butt' of your jokes. Am glad she is doing fine.
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I say stuff like that all the time, wife just shakes her head and says, he's an idiot. Buddy's wife breaks wrist playing sotball years ago, goes to ER and doc says it's shattered and needs surgery. Buddy asks, "is it going to be expensive?" doc says well it won't be cheap. Buddy says "well how much to put her down?" Doc sees no humor, wife just shakes her head. A wife with a sense of humor is a wonderful gift!
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If I had pulled that, I would have had an emergency colonoscopy to remove my wife's shoe...with her foot still in it !
The enemy of good is better.
I just haven't gotten used to sleeping on a cold garage floor in day old clothes, or 2 day old clothes or 3 day old clothes. I learned real early in our marriage.
Ole Jack
"'Necesity' is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of Tyrants: it is the creed of slaves."
William Pitt, 1783
"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we faulter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." Abraham Lincoln.
I forgot to tell them since they fixed my eyes, they should remove mirrors so I don't see the scary old bastard looking back at me.
Carol can take it and told her family what I said, they said (He didn't.) But they cracked up too. She is the BUTT of jokes!
I have a good woman.
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One of the most endearing sights in the world is the vision of a naked good-looking woman leaving the bedroom to make breakfast. Bolivar Shagnasty (I believe that Lazarus Long also said it, but I can't find any record of it.)
Having been through the procedure several times, I can say without a doubt it is the most dehumanizing thing we're ask to endure as a purely diagnostic issue.
I feel for, and am embarrassed for, anyone anticipating it.
It is basiclly without pain, takes little time, and leaves no lasting side effects, but is the most dreaded thing I've done, especially the prep.
Give Carol a hug and tell her she's earned a dinner out on the town. Having to put up with your humor and the procedure is too much without a reward.
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To bring laughter and love is my way. The hard workers at the hospital also need it. A lady was cleaning the other side of the room and apologized to disturb us. I told her not, your important and a fine person. Loneliness is worse.
Carol does not see me and how quick to tears I am. I hide it and a wounded warrior or a casket of a soldier taken from a plane would choke me.
44 man look out you may have a 10 on your forehead from the bottom of the skillet
Ya'll...please...I can't stop laughing.
The sooner I fall behind...the more time I have to catch up with
Mold maker, you apparently have never had an enema administered by a cute little 20 something blond. You are at least in twilight land with the colonoscopy.
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Leonard Ravenhill
Nope,,,, can't say I have and doubt if at 74 it would have any ill effects. I just can't get accustomed to having young ladies handle the private areas. Kidney stones were an illuminating experience.
Would probably cause some interesting conversation though.
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