A little after sunset a guy pulling a trailer stopped out front and eventually knocked on the door. (Doorbell doesn't work, friends knock on back door or walk right in). "NO SOLICITORS" sign right next to the ornamental doorbell button. Then he knocked again so I found some pants (just out of the shower) and grabbed a trusty Winchester riot gun. He was halfway back to his truck when I opened the door. He told me he was "looking for a friend" and I told him to get....out of here. He didn't understand so I stepped out so he could see "Blondie" and repeated myself. I hate repeating myself. He understood "Winchester". lol. He had a little SUV on his trailer so I figured he was a repo man.
Old school riot guns are still pretty awesome, didn't even bother to chamber a round. I love my blonde stock riot shotguns, a little showy but definitely an attention-getter. Good thing he didn't try the back door, lol. Shotgun back there is butt-ugly and mean, lol.