I think that might have been "Texas Across the River"...Originally Posted by Geezer in NH
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I think that might have been "Texas Across the River"...
What about that one with Sharon stone? Or that recent thousand something ways to die? Ridiculous 6 was almost funny...
WORST WESTERN EVER !!!
Brothers in Arms (2005)
starting David Carradine
I had high hopes for this since I am a David Carradine fan. But it is sure to disappoint !
trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIwlJiB19s4
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“If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun.”
― The Dalai Lama, Seattle Times, May 2001
Has to be The Villain staring Curt Douglas as Cactus Jack Slade, Ann Margaret, and Arnold. It reminds one of a Looney Toons cartoon.
Hell's Gate
I Am Descended From Men Who Would Not Be Ruled
Fiat Justitia, Ruat Caelum
That was the aforementioned "The Quick And The Dead". I can't believe Gene Hackman starred in that one alongside Stone, Leonardo de Caprio and Russel Crowe.
I Am Descended From Men Who Would Not Be Ruled
Fiat Justitia, Ruat Caelum
Oh yes thanks. Here the names are translated and being a bad movie I didn't care to search the original. Gene Hackman has bills to pay too and not many the unforgiven to play LOL.I was going to suggest to Three Amigos just to make fun from fiverunfive and the boys with their avatar but I still love that movie.Why don't we start a the good the bad and the ugly western thread, listing one of each kind of movie?I will suggested a bad one. The gun fighter (1950). Two or three gun fights and a lot of talking. Good for sleepless nights.
Cold day in hell, worst set, worst acting, worst line reading of q cards it's a western but there is only one horse and Michael Madden must be the only guy in the movie that could ride.
That's it thanks
Million ways to die in the west, One of the funniest movies ever made.
"Why do the Indians keep attacking? Yeah I mean we are basically splitting the country with them 50-50. I don't know, their just selfish."
NRA High Master XTC
DR# 2125
navahoe joe. not a burt renalds fan but that one sucked. and soldier blue. didn't even make it the 1st half hour of that waste.
Most folks see a firearm as rifle, pistol, shotgun, ect.... I see a canvas.
You guys came up with some I've never even heard of !
I sorta liked the Terror of Tiny Town . Remember paying good money to see My Name is Trinity and Trinity is Still my Name (a double feature) and sadly regretted wasting both the time and money. Never wanted to see My Name is Nobody after those two.
I'm off to find the Heller in Pink Tights.....I can't even begin to imagine what that's all about !
A RuPaul Western ?
Cowboys and Aliens is not really what most consider a 'western'. It had an interesting plot vs the usual aliens from other world format. My sons 8, he liked it.
Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid 1973, Cris Christofferson, Bob Dylan and James Coburn...Sam Peckinpah should have fought harder to get his name off the film after the studio hacks were done editing it.
I Cast my Boolits, Therefore I am Happy.
Bona Fide member of the Jeff Brown Hunt Club
Curse of demon mountain. Starring joe don baker. I'm surprised mst3k missed this one.
It's only hubris if I'm wrong.
Blazing Saddles?
That movie with the two cowboys in the mountain?Akajun, glad you liked the 1000 ways. See how is this stuff. I like that trinity/nobody stuff... I like that goofy movies with him (can't remember actor name, I'm really bad at it) and the big fat guy. Terence hill and bud Spencer I think.Another of my favorites is three amigos... Laugh every time I rewatch it...
Has my vote as funniest movie ever made. Love it.
Saw a cowboy zombie movie once, I think it was called Undead or Alive. Stupid, but in its defense, it didn't take itself seriously.
Actually, I kinds of enjoyed "Cowboys and Aliens", in a strange sort of way, it was a good, fun romp.
Bill
If it was easy, anybody could do it.
the quick and the dead for the dumbest western
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