So I took my father in law shooting for his first time in 15+ years, he's a former Marine and definitely didn't forget how to shoot. The cast 9mm and .308 Boolits performed very well, identified some flaws in some test powdercoats, good times had by all.
I got home, took my guns to the shop for inspections and a quick cleaning, then my wife walks in, and she never bugs me while I'm in the shop. She just looks at me and says "S..t just got real" and handed me a positive pregnancy test.
No one knows me here and I can't tell my family until her first appointment, so I think I'm safe, I just had to tell someone. This is our first, and she literally got off the pill two weeks ago, so I'm just shocked it happened so quick.