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    how to buy a lubesizer

    If your better half is squacking about you buying a lubesizer here is how you get it done!
    Step 1 order some tac 1 from Randyrat on here

    Step2 while waiting for your lube to arrive make up a large enough batch of your favorite Boolits that you have to make a large production out of pan lubing them!

    Step 3 set up on the kitche table and melt your lube on the stove and while pouring it in the boolit pan make shure to spill some on the table.

    Step 4 make shure to have her favorite sharp knife handy and make shure where she's gonna walk to see what you are doing you sprinkle some lube crumbs on the floor.

    Step 5 when she enters the room start scraping the lube off the table.when she walks over to see what her up to she will step on the lube on the floor a and start complaining and then you reply...... But honey if I had a ( enter brand and model here) lubesizer I wouldn't make this big mess! In 3 to 5 business days one will miraculously show up at your doorstep!!

    Good luck !!
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    Wouldn't work on my better half, our table is an heirloom and I would end up with the lube pan someplace painful and spend the next 3 to 5 bis days in the ICU

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    Or the divorce papers will be delivered by the sheriff.

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    Or have your chest bikini-waxed.

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    DAng all I had to do was look at something lube sizer press dies gun and she ask do you want it????

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    The sharp knife should not be handy, use a blunt dull knife for the scraping.
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    All I can say is it worked for me.....................results may vary! Lol

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    That's one way to do it! Congrats on the new sizer!
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    Can I get permission to use this on my Vendor Sponsor page, I'll reference it to you...Great idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xd45forever View Post
    If your better half is squacking about you buying a lubesizer here is how you get it done!
    Step 1 order some tac 1 from Randyrat on here

    Step2 while waiting for your lube to arrive make up a large enough batch of your favorite Boolits that you have to make a large production out of pan lubing them!

    Step 3 set up on the kitche table and melt your lube on the stove and while pouring it in the boolit pan make shure to spill some on the table.

    Step 4 make shure to have her favorite sharp knife handy and make shure where she's gonna walk to see what you are doing you sprinkle some lube crumbs on the floor.

    Step 5 when she enters the room start scraping the lube off the table.when she walks over to see what her up to she will step on the lube on the floor a and start complaining and then you reply...... But honey if I had a ( enter brand and model here) lubesizer I wouldn't make this big mess! In 3 to 5 business days one will miraculously show up at your doorstep!!

    Good luck !!

    Drinking hot coffee and reading on this forum is DANGEROUS !

    I'm glad you were able to get your sizer, like some others posted here, my better half would not be so nice. Bikini wax chest hair... Almost a given with sharp knife in the other hand, nah.
    For several days, If I had to expell some gas, I'm sure I'd have to point my butt in a safe direction so no one gets hit with the rest of the UN- lubed Boolits.

    Mike

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    Absolutely randyrat! And here's another plug.....your sprue lube works great too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Remiel View Post
    Wouldn't work on my better half, our table is an heirloom and I would end up with the lube pan someplace painful and spend the next 3 to 5 bis days in the ICU
    LOL ,Sounds like my last wife.
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    Just make sure the lube/sizer arrives the same day as her new shoes/dress etc. Apology is always easier than permission.

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    That is exactly how I got permission to fund one. I accidentally spilled my wax on the floor. And she told me there has to be a better way. I said yes but they are spendy. I made such a large mess I now have 4 lubesizers

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    After over 50 years married to a ,loader, caster, shooter, etc. She just asks, "How Much"?
    There is no question of if, just when.

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