If your better half is squacking about you buying a lubesizer here is how you get it done!
Step 1 order some tac 1 from Randyrat on here
Step2 while waiting for your lube to arrive make up a large enough batch of your favorite Boolits that you have to make a large production out of pan lubing them!
Step 3 set up on the kitche table and melt your lube on the stove and while pouring it in the boolit pan make shure to spill some on the table.
Step 4 make shure to have her favorite sharp knife handy and make shure where she's gonna walk to see what you are doing you sprinkle some lube crumbs on the floor.
Step 5 when she enters the room start scraping the lube off the table.when she walks over to see what her up to she will step on the lube on the floor a and start complaining and then you reply...... But honey if I had a ( enter brand and model here) lubesizer I wouldn't make this big mess! In 3 to 5 business days one will miraculously show up at your doorstep!!
Good luck !!