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Thread: Woman pelted by egg, knocked unconscious in “drive-by egging”

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    Quote Originally Posted by bhn22 View Post
    and carrots!
    Fava beans and a nice chianti?

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    They are going to do that to the wrong person, and get scrambled.
    If you think your a hammer everything looks like a nail.

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    Eggsactly, this is no yolk.

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    Guys, save some puns for later. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

    Did they catch the person who hatched the plot?
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    No they were last seen speeding away eggstaticly. I heard the police hens were poking around for leads.
    If you think your a hammer everything looks like a nail.

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    lots of egg jokes are getting cracked
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    Launched from a hi cap chicken?

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    We maybe yolking around keeping it light and fluffy. If it we're my Lady it wouldn't be taken in a joking manner and they might wined up poached.

    I had a car get egged as a teen. I had painted it with a high quality paint and the one egg they hit it with before I caught them did scratch it a little. I have no doubt an egg thrown hard wouldn't be pleasant. The shell in a cross section is quite sharp.
    If you think your a hammer everything looks like a nail.

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    It has been reported that the victim was just a working girl trying to make a living outside of the bar and now her hopes are scramble.

    Police expectorate an arrest is impotent.
    WE WON. WE BEAT THE MACHINE. WE HAVE CCW NOW.

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    Any word on authorities identifying the chicken who threw the egg? He'll fry for this! Better yet, let him stew in the pokey for this, if he hasn't already flown the coop.

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    You guys did not leave any jokes for me ! In a socialist city like Seattle i am surprised this is not a high crime ....unlicensed food distribution.
    When I think back on all the **** I learned in high school it's a wonder I can think at all ! And then my lack of education hasn't hurt me none I can read the writing on the wall.

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    Chicken who commited the crime wwent caught, he crossed the road and got away. He will be turned in soon, they always crow about things like this. His hens will cackle and all will be known.

    I say let the military handle the prosecution, the Colonel knows how to handle this. He will fry.
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    If those were huevos rancheros, they were probably lobbed by a Mexican street gang.
    Retired...TWICE. Now just raisin' cows and livin' on borrowed time.

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    Snap,crack plop boneless chicken flew the coup
    Are my kids/grandkids more important than "o"'s kids, to me they are,darn tooting they are!!! They deserve the same armed protection afforded "o"'s kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by montana_charlie View Post
    If those were huevos rancheros, they were probably lobbed by a Mexican street gang.
    The only way they could do that is if they could steal them from some dumb gringo.
    WE WON. WE BEAT THE MACHINE. WE HAVE CCW NOW.

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    From personal experience I can attest that it may have been a rotten guinea egg. During a flag fight in high school Giunea eggs (well rotted) bounced off the opposition like rocks.

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    The poor working girl suffers from amnesia. She can't tell the police who came first, the Chicken or the Egg.
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    I foresee a ban on high capacity egg cartons..............

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    Quiche, Really? Hit by eggs?
    I came into this world kicking, screaming, and covered in someone elses blood. I plan to go out the same way.

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