They are going to do that to the wrong person, and get scrambled.
If you think your a hammer everything looks like a nail.
Eggsactly, this is no yolk.
Guys, save some puns for later. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Did they catch the person who hatched the plot?
You will learn far more at the casting, loading, and shooting bench than you ever will at a computer bench.
No they were last seen speeding away eggstaticly. I heard the police hens were poking around for leads.
If you think your a hammer everything looks like a nail.
lots of egg jokes are getting cracked
You will learn far more at the casting, loading, and shooting bench than you ever will at a computer bench.
We maybe yolking around keeping it light and fluffy. If it we're my Lady it wouldn't be taken in a joking manner and they might wined up poached.
I had a car get egged as a teen. I had painted it with a high quality paint and the one egg they hit it with before I caught them did scratch it a little. I have no doubt an egg thrown hard wouldn't be pleasant. The shell in a cross section is quite sharp.
If you think your a hammer everything looks like a nail.
It has been reported that the victim was just a working girl trying to make a living outside of the bar and now her hopes are scramble.
Police expectorate an arrest is impotent.
WE WON. WE BEAT THE MACHINE. WE HAVE CCW NOW.
Any word on authorities identifying the chicken who threw the egg? He'll fry for this! Better yet, let him stew in the pokey for this, if he hasn't already flown the coop.
You guys did not leave any jokes for me ! In a socialist city like Seattle i am surprised this is not a high crime ....unlicensed food distribution.
When I think back on all the **** I learned in high school it's a wonder I can think at all ! And then my lack of education hasn't hurt me none I can read the writing on the wall.
Chicken who commited the crime wwent caught, he crossed the road and got away. He will be turned in soon, they always crow about things like this. His hens will cackle and all will be known.
I say let the military handle the prosecution, the Colonel knows how to handle this. He will fry.
You will learn far more at the casting, loading, and shooting bench than you ever will at a computer bench.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face!" - Mike Tyson
"Don't let my fears become yours." - Me, talking to my children
That look on your face, when you shift into 6th gear, but it's not there.
If those were huevos rancheros, they were probably lobbed by a Mexican street gang.
Retired...TWICE. Now just raisin' cows and livin' on borrowed time.
Snap,crack plop boneless chicken flew the coup
Are my kids/grandkids more important than "o"'s kids, to me they are,darn tooting they are!!! They deserve the same armed protection afforded "o"'s kids.
I have been hoodwinked but not by"o"
In God we trust,in "o" never trust
Support those that support the Constitution and the 2nd Amendant
From personal experience I can attest that it may have been a rotten guinea egg. During a flag fight in high school Giunea eggs (well rotted) bounced off the opposition like rocks.
The poor working girl suffers from amnesia. She can't tell the police who came first, the Chicken or the Egg.
TEAM HOLLYWOOD
NRA- LIFE TSRA-LIFE SASS-LIFE
I foresee a ban on high capacity egg cartons..............
Quiche, Really? Hit by eggs?
I came into this world kicking, screaming, and covered in someone elses blood. I plan to go out the same way.
BP | Bronze Point | IMR | Improved Military Rifle | PTD | Pointed |
BR | Bench Rest | M | Magnum | RN | Round Nose |
BT | Boat Tail | PL | Power-Lokt | SP | Soft Point |
C | Compressed Charge | PR | Primer | SPCL | Soft Point "Core-Lokt" |
HP | Hollow Point | PSPCL | Pointed Soft Point "Core Lokt" | C.O.L. | Cartridge Overall Length |
PSP | Pointed Soft Point | Spz | Spitzer Point | SBT | Spitzer Boat Tail |
LRN | Lead Round Nose | LWC | Lead Wad Cutter | LSWC | Lead Semi Wad Cutter |
GC | Gas Check |