The Keith Psalm
Elmer Keith is my master.
I shall not flinch.
He leadeth me to larger calibers.
He suggesteth hotter hand loads.
Yea, thought I load with 2400, I fear not failure
For my S&W is with me.
Recessed chambers comfort me.I hunt chipmunks with my .458.
verily, I slay cans with my 44 Mag.
Yea, thought I load maximum, with a pinch for luck,
Yea though I implore Lyman to design a heavier bullet,
I shall not be satisfied.
Surely someone will bring forth a hotter magnum;
Then shall my heart be gladdened
And powder-smoke surround me
All the days of my life.