93 jeep wrangler - $2350 (Auburn, MI) I should start by saying that if you are looking for a "Pajama party Barbie Jeep" you my friend, should keep looking. If you are looking for a short description of to the beast before you, I can offer you two words "MEAT & POTATOES". This is the All American chariot of the free world.
You are not dealing with any ordinary, cookie cutter Jeep son. This thing was forged from a single block of all American Tungsten Steel. Real sturdy! From that day forward my life has never been the same. Winch yourself off that couch and see if you can handle this Jeep Wrangler Renegade.
So if you are looking for a rice burning hatch back, a solar powered liberal mobile, or even a Hyundai crossover keep on looking my friend this thing is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery.
This baby's pulse is pumping 4.0 liters of uncensored raw fuel through her straight six nuclear power plant. And rest assured this is no metro girly automatic. . .you command her to obey, with your calloused hand planted firmly on the shifter. And she will obey, the first time, every time. If you can't handle a stick shifter, or reach the clutch pedal, you better not skip over here wanting to test drive her. If you stall her out, then this isn't the Jeep for you.
It doesn't have A/C but are you kidding me. . ..Really! If you want to blow the sweat off your brow, you do it the old fashioned way: doors off, top down. "What if it rains?". . .You whiney kid! I told you to stop reading. . . Any man who drives this beast doesn't give a darn about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain, Cause he's already dripping wet in sweat, dip spit, and fish guts.
If you are looking for the kind of jeep that has to be parked in the garage, so the "carpet doesn't get wet and soggy" Then you should plant your Obama sticker on your hybrid hatchback. Cause this thing has drain holes in the floor to let the sweat drain out from your hunt. When you get home you can leave your "sissy sponge glove car wash kit" in the pink bucket it came in. Go ahead and spark up your 6000 psi heated pressure washer on the dually trailer in your man cave, cause you are Tim Gillespie and you can pressure wash your truck. She's got a full roll cage in case any animals you got come back to life while you're doing 80 over some mountain pass or flooded river.
And forget about putting one of those "It's a Jeep Thing. . .You wouldn't understand" stickers on this machine cause when you're spotted in this American Classic there will be no questions, no further explanation required, people will understand, and get out of your way.
If you think you're ready to park this trail riding masterpiece on your tract of land. If you buy this jeep you better go get your wife/girlfriend ready for some darn changes around your lair, cause this stuff will be happening. What will be Happening? Glad you asked. . ..
1. More chest hair.
2. You're growing a beard.
3. Meat Only Diet.
4. T-Rex for a pet.
5. You're taking a job at the lumber mill.
6. Your car carries five kegs.
8. Catch more fish.
9. Wire bristled toothbrush.
10. All male offspring.
11. Chiseled jaw line.
12. Flesh turning to steel.
13. Higher salary
14. Promotions.
15. More golfing
16. More tools in your garage.
17. Bigger TV
18. Four Wheel Drive
19. Wife stocks fridge with beer.
20. Chuck Norris.
21. John McCain
22. Steaks for dinner.
23. Winning the Lottery.
24. Building stuff out of stone.
25. Riding Lawn Mower.
26. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac.
27. Bar Fights.
28. Craftsman Tools.
29. Jay Bisset.
30. Welding stuff.
31. Digging holes.
32. Huge Piece of meat.
Put your GPS back in your purse.
Sounds good doesn't it?
This jeep has carried me through 166,000 miles of battlefield twice as gruesome as the second half of the movie "300″. . ..And just like a trusty steed this juggernaut has never left me stranded. If you think you've worn her out you drag this beast back to me in any condition. And Ill handle the rest.
But if you think you're going to get to whip this mule you better pony up $Twenty Three Hundred and Fifty Dollars. . .American Cash. I'm not selling you this car unless you are clearly a pure blooded American Species, so don't even think about it
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