I had to put my plumber's hat on..
The bathtub drain decided it was a better idea to leak rather than contain water properly.
So, only one trip to the hardware store, 2 hours of work, and now the leak is repaired.
But,,,,
While I was at the store, I scooped up a brand new American flag for the front of the house, and helped an elderly lady load her mulch into her big old Caddy.