Catshooter--
Rest assured, Buckshot never brings ANYTHING aimless to the Burrito Shoot. Tomorrow's festivities allegedly involve handguns, so I concocted some New And Improved Mondo Accurate Can't Be Beat Loads for the S&W Model 16-4. THAT'S RIGHT, I'm bringing the Mid-Caliber Magnum. I know Rick will have that (expletives deleted) K-38 along for the ride, so I had to step things up a notch or two.
The posts about the pigeons cracked me up. They sound a lot like Buckshot's crab lice remedy--shave one side, and ignite the other--then stab the survivors that escape the inferno with an icepick as they flee across the shaved open ground.
True bizness--my agency found one of those foo gas arrangements set up in a marijuana grow site a year prior to my assignment to narcotics. Several have been found in grow sites around CA over the years.