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Thread: Is this funny ?

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    Boolit Grand Master

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    Is this funny ?

    I thought this was a hoot and my wife said she ses NO humor in it.

    A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving
    together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
    apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled
    with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

    There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
    cute, cuddly teddy bears,carefully placed in rows covering the entire
    wall!

    It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
    and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
    organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,
    medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge,
    enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it
    strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection
    of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite
    impressed by his sensitive side.

    They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she
    finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
    Maybe he could be the future father my children?"

    She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds
    warmly.They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically
    lifts her inhis arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off
    each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that
    she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has
    ever known.

    After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
    they are lying there together in the afterglow.

    The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how
    was it?"

    The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
    eyes, and says:
    "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."

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    Boolit Master
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    Is this funny?

    Yes. But I don't think I'd ask my wife. She went to the same school of humor as yours, I think.

    Doc

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    Estrogen has stunted humor development in some members of my family, too.

    However, me'n th' dog found it hilarious!

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    Boolit Master Scrounger's Avatar
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    How's this for a different punch line?

    The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, reaches under the bed and pulls out a small teddy bear. He reconsiders, puts it back and gets a medium one, walks over and puts it on the shelf.

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    Now, that's just MEAN, man!

    (James Coburn, to Mel Gibson)

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    Your sense of humor is well refined. JETWRENCH
    When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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    In Remembrance

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    My wife enjoyed the joke very much, and also Scrounger's alternate ending. Yes, a good sense of humor was an important factor in my choosing her.
    Eagles have talons, buzzards don't. The Second Amendment empowers us to be eagles. curmudgeon

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