That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!!! I got crossways with a Ria once, walking across a friend's ranch to set up "shop" for coyote hunting that evening I apparently got to close to where one had an egg. Damn thing chased me down in about .000023 seconds, and the only thing that saved me was when I grabbed a large stick to whack it across the head, it bit the stick and wouldn't let go, and the stick was big enough that it couldn't balance to kick me, so it bought me enough time that I was able to get across a high fence with everything except my dignity. If someone had cought it on film I'd be a $100,000 richer!
At least you got one more good use out of that knee before they rebuilt it.
Gear