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45nut
11-07-2010, 01:03 PM
rough draft of a madman sic songwriter LOL

Tinsel Fairy

sung to :On Top of Old Smokey

there lived an old lady
We all learned to dread
her name was the tinsel fairy and she was no jest

she loved to surprise you and shower your wall,
your tools, molds and ceilings
with sprinkles of lead

now if you were careful
and respected her fury
she never did show

but if you cast any boolits
with dew in your pot
your day was soon ruined
and you knew her too

your simple plans of ingots and boolits
cast of silver, tin and lead
soon would filled with fury and dread

now we can avoid her with planning and care
but a careless moment can bring her
and you will wish you were dead.


Ok,, Those poets and songwriters out there can refine this!

lwknight
11-07-2010, 01:06 PM
Sounds like someone had a recent visit.

45nut
11-07-2010, 01:35 PM
nahh,, never actually,, but I was waitin on a mechanic so ....

geargnasher
11-07-2010, 01:46 PM
You forgot to mention her mischievous sister Tin Foil, who runs in cahoots with the Tinsel Faery and likes to blanket-coat things like safety glasses, the skin on one's face, or the hood of SWMBO's new car.

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