The compliment

[Herb in Pa]

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to

her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a

compliment".



The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".



He never heard the shot............

[SharpsShooter]

Heh! Heh! That Right There Is Funny!

SS

[KCSO]

I thought it was too, but my wife thought it was crude. Some people have no sensa yuma.