Critical field kit.

[JeffinNZ]

Team.

I would like to talk about the single most important bit of field kit I own. My purple longjohns. Please below:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/JeffinNZ/Shooting%20stuff/Logjohns.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/JeffinNZ/Roo%20trip%2006/687ade5a.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/JeffinNZ/Roo%20trip%2010/IMG_0012.jpg

They keep me warm, stop my legs getting scratched into oblivion and make for a rather attractive contrast to the vista.

[357maximum]

That second photo is labelled Victorias Secret on Jeff's harddrive. :lol:

[dragonrider]

I am truly at a loss for words.[smilie=l:

[No_1]

Is that the NZ version of blaze orange?

[Hickory]

Wearing an outfit like that, I'd carry a gun too.:kidding:

[JeffinNZ]

LOL. The second photo is me extracting testicles from a wallaby scrotum. I cure the 'sack' and make "BALL BAGS" for muzzlerloader round balls. TRUE.

[joatmon]

Everyone should have a wallaby balls bag ball bag! Please let me know how to order mine!!

Thanks Aaron

[Southern Son]

A Kiwi wearing purple long johns fondling a Walabys..............I think that I need to leave that alone!

[dragonrider]

Ya me too, seriously I will buy one.

[RP]

Well posting those pictures says alot not sure what it says but its yelling something. BTW do you know you can just wear some pants (long shorts)

[Geraldo]

A guy in purple tights fondling wallaby cojones...isn't there a no porn rule, or at least a no wallably porn rule?

On a more serious note, I like the idea of a "kit" subform.

[Wayne Smith]

Ya need one to go along with the bull penis whip handle!

[JeffinNZ]

Fondling! That's a bit harsh. Caressing maybe.

In case anyone thinks I jest about the ball bags:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/JeffinNZ/Shooting%20stuff/Davidscrotum.jpg

[legend]

Jeff,

i was speechless,then i started to laugh.
you neglected to say you wear them while hideing in the grapevines...

NOW it makes sence.

You have balls! er, i think we covered that already.

[Maven]

Jeff, I've no snide comments to make about the long johns (perfectly reasonable explanation) or the scrotum. It makes a very nice RB carrier. Great job!

[Dale53]

I would not trust myself to comment. However, I am about LMAO!!:mrgreen:

Jeff,
More power to you!!:drinks:

Dale53

[Cactus Farmer]

LOL. The second photo is me extracting testicles from a wallaby scrotum. I cure the 'sack' and make "BALL BAGS" for muzzlerloader round balls. TRUE.

A wallaby ball bag made into a bag for round balls! Great idea,put me down for one please. Need any jackalope horns? Armadillo shells? Horned toads? Rattle snake rattles? Coyote scat? Nix the horned toads,verboten to export........mesquite wood(great to BBQ over)?Cactus?:kidding:


I would like a bag though.......

[JeffinNZ]

I am a bit short on scrotums right now but I will let you all know when I have some more. I original owners are often reluctant to part with the required raw material and only about 50% of the game is "illegible"..........

I dunno why ya all think I'm weird...............LOL.

[Edubya]

This really has been a fun start to my day. I've spit coffee all over my computer and spilled it in my lap. It's a good thing I was doing all of this out on the deck but I hope none of the neighbors saw me they'll be talking about me like this forum is talking about Jeff.

EW

[Cactus Farmer]

Jeff,
When is scrotum season? Your just coming on to winter so I'm hopeing it's soon. And the 50% cull rate is terrible. Are there other sources for scrotums? I mean other "roo" type critters from which to glean these valuable treasures?
Any other useable parts on these varmits,er, fine beasts. We have a pocket bearing critter here too, Opossum.........ugly and will bite.........tiny cajones too. Might get one or two balls in there if they are of a very small caliber. 32,36,maybe 40.
So do I need to get out my snake call?

[thx997303]

I too want one of those bags.

Not only will it be quite the useful little thing, I can tell all my friends about how I got it from a man in New Zealand (sp?) who wears purple long johns under his shorts. [smilie=l:

[ghh3rd]

Darwin says: when the wallaby population evolves and begins to associate purple with extraction of wallaby testicles... you will have to change to another color of longjohns.

[redneckdan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/JeffinNZ/Roo%20trip%2010/IMG_0012.jpg




It really is a whole 'nother world over there isn't it....:kidding:

[JeffinNZ]

Certainly is Dan. We are not afraid to hunt with a Carcano.................LOL.

[Geraldo]

I am a bit short on scrotums right now

Now there are some words I never thought I'd see on this forum...


I dunno why ya all think I'm weird...............LOL.

Don't you have your own ball bag to play with, or does SWMBO keep that one? ;) http://www.smileyhut.com/laughing/rofl.gif (http://www.smileyhut.com)

[Southern Son]

Darwin says: when the wallaby population evolves and begins to associate purple with extraction of wallaby testicles... you will have to change to another color of longjohns.

I don't think that this theory holds up. I mean, most men associate marriage with the removal of their scrotums and yet we still get married (SOME DO IT OVER AND OvER). Although my wife would argue that wallabies are smarter than men.:holysheep

[PatMarlin]

Lmao.

[Gray Fox]

I can just hear the conversations going on in the Fruit of the Loom marketing office now--"Gee, I wonder we can build up a market for those longjohns in the Bay Area?" "Sure thing! And I bet those scrotom thinghys would be super with a black biker vest." Jeff, you'd better get your stuff trademark protected and wait for your phone to ring, ring, ring. You could then devote your full time to hunting the critters and create a circular product supply line. Then we envision cutting the scene to the soundstage where they begin filming the commercials. Oops, better not run this line of thought much further. GF

[NVcurmudgeon]

Jeff, thanks for the Berkeley, CA circa 1964 deja vu. It's a flashback to the days of mini skirts and wildly colored stockings. The hippie chicks of that era may have looked more attractive, but not nearly so deadly.

[wiljen]

Dude, did he just call you a chick?


Jeff, thanks for the Berkeley, CA circa 1964 deja vu. It's a flashback to the days of mini skirts and wildly colored stockings. The hippie chicks of that era may have looked more attractive, but not nearly so deadly.

[waksupi]

This may be a good idea. I'm sure if anyone saw me wearing an outfit like that, I would soon have the whole mountain to myself to hunt on! :bigsmyl2:

[wills]

This may be a good idea. I'm sure if anyone saw me wearing an outfit like that, I would soon have the whole mountain to myself to hunt on! :bigsmyl2:

Or you might have some new hunting buddies. Probably better to forgo the risk.

[Bloodman14]

Jeff, it takes a guy with balls (sorry!) to go after wallaby scrotums. I am truly speechless about the LJ's.

[Three-Fifty-Seven]

I still don't see how longjohns could keep one from getting their legs all scratched up, you must have some tiny little sticker bushes . . . up here everything has stickers, and bluejeans don't keep you safe, unless your very careful . . . that purple must some how have an effect on thost stickers . . . or there not the soft warm LJ's I'm use to!

[Doc Highwall]

New style Under Armor, probably snake proof to.

[Az Rick]

Jeff,

Is there any difference in "pen raised " and " free range" scrotums? Just wondering.

[JeffinNZ]

Jeff,

Is there any difference in "pen raised " and " free range" scrotums? Just wondering.

Well duh! Free range are far more relaxed in texture and a have the sweet aroma of freedom. It's an unusual scent to say the least. Of course the free range do not grow as large as they are not force feed but let's be honest; it's about quality not quantity. Scrotology is quite a dark science it has to be said.

[BrianB]

JeffinNZ,
please tell me I can use one of the pictures you posted in my outdoors blog. Too Awesome! Now I'll have to look around and see if I can find a pair. (Longjohns, not Wallaby scrotum.)

[JeffinNZ]

Go for it Brian. I'm not shy.

[Buckshot]

.............I just read this thread, although I'd heard about Jeff's long john's somewhere else a couple weeks back. I must say it's obvious to me that good ole Jeff is a man's man. How many of us here would have the huevos to show up for a varmint shoot, let alone in deer camp dressed to the 9's like him? I mean, you'd better have some REAL GOOD friends or be a proven scrapper of the 1st water!

Reminds me of that old Johnny Cash song, "A Boy Named Sue", ya know? It's pretty clear Jeff is going through life his own way and the heck with anyone who has a problem with it, eh!? You go dude :bigsmyl2:

...............Buckshot

[bruce drake]

Yep, growing up with purple knickers showing all the time would certainly make for a real fighter...unless you grew up in San Francisco or Europe...

Jeff, since you are a Kiwi, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt since your ancesters had the intestinal fortitude to colonize a new country like we Americans did. If you were posting that photo from Kent or East Anglia we'd have cause to worry.

And no issues with the Scots. They are brave enough to hunt in kilts! And we know what their Sporran bags are made for as well!

Bruce

[Maine1]

well, it's nice to see that there are still men around that are secure in their manhood!
at least nobody will steal them from you.

[JeffinNZ]

well, it's nice to see that there are still men around that are secure in their manhood!
at least nobody will steal them from you.

The illicit trade in purple long johns is flourishing in the South Pacific I can assure you. Hold on to ya pants!

[a.squibload]

Jeff, I just watched a scifi/horror movie, "Black Sheep",
filmed in Wellington it said. Hilarious, gory, lots of good scenery you might recognize.
Genetic alteration of livestock goes wrong kinda thing.
Well done for it's genre. Somehow I thought of you, no offense!

In one scene they're telling the enviro-girl the safety's on so she won't shoot 'em,
looks like an Enfield, they were telling her it was down near the triggergaurd.

[Bull Shoals]

Jeff,
I hope the earthquake didn't mess up the wallaby huntin' and do hope you made it thru that OK.

[buck1]

Yall better be carefull! I have seen Jeffs long range groups, and it not THAT far to NZ!
LOL!!

[JeffinNZ]

I wouldn't worry. Can't a hold a gun still at the moment.......

[gray wolf]

What kind of rifle is that on the ground to the left behind you ? Looks nice.

So is that like the color of your clan or for your area ? Do folks over the next mountain have a different color ?
You add a whole new meaning to the saying " YOU GOT Balls "
Now that said, you look like a happy dude having a good time and that's what matters.
So tell us about the rifle next to the BBQ on the ground.

Sam