flhroy
07-19-2006, 11:41 PM
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of
the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto
the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd
better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you
steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to
the parking lot of Lambeau Field.Each time there's a game, a lot of
fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand
behind
the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little
thingie
through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the
other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "some guys think I'm bluffing."
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of
the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto
the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd
better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you
steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to
the parking lot of Lambeau Field.Each time there's a game, a lot of
fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand
behind
the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little
thingie
through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the
other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "some guys think I'm bluffing."