Herb in Pa
04-29-2006, 01:18 PM
Only in Texas!
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared
to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared
to land on infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to
land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN= OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE !!!
Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah
"hey" for us -- ya hear? :drinks:
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared
to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared
to land on infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to
land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN= OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE !!!
Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah
"hey" for us -- ya hear? :drinks: