04-20-2005, 06:26 AM
My wife has a black cat that she loves. The cat has the disposition of a pissed on rattler, and will scratch or bite without provocation. As a LEO I have other Officers stop in to my house on occassion and last week was meeting day. A heavy set local Trooper who cultivates a reputation as a Hard *** was in my shop along with a couple of local cops and a deputy from the SO. Super Trooper sees the cat and bends down to pet the cat. I say don't go near that thing it's mean. "Nah I love cats and they love me". The Troop pets the cat, straightens up and says , "see", just as the cat makes a leap and sinks his front claws into super troopers privates. Soon to the amusment of all, a 240 pound trooper is spinning and dancing around the shop spinning a cat and hollering for help that was not forthcoming. The more he spun the harder the cat dug in and the wilder the dance got. Super Trooper finally shakes the cat loose and leaves in a hurry to go home and treat his wounds. The Deputy looks at the cat for a minute and says," I have always hated that black $#@ but whatever your wife feeds him, I'll buy him a case". So Carpetman, all Gods creatures have a little good in them!