Living Will

[Jetwrench]

While watching a football game a couple weeks back, my wife
and
I were discussing life and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I
never
want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and
fluids
from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my
beer.
Some days I hate being married to a smartass.

Jetwrench

[454PB]

How long you been married? You should know better than to get into heavy discussions with a woman!

[nighthunter]

Mine would have tossed the TV out the door along with the beer. It doesn't pay to give a woman an easy opening such as you did. Sometimes you gotta play the deaf routine and tuned out at the same time and never ... NEVER ... answer a nearby sound with the words " yes Dear ". If you do .... you just blew it bigtime and you better hope for some overtime at work.
Nighthunter

[Frank46]

Jetwrench, methinks you done shot youself in de feets bigtime. Last year my wifes best friend passed away. Now she was what one would call a big woman. They literally crammed her into the casket. After seeing that, my wife who is only 5'
tall said to me on the way home "when my time comes I want a full sized casket not a childs one" Well after digesting that one what could I say?. So she asked if I heard what she said. Believe you me that was one time when I dare not tune her out. I took the diplomatic way out. My answer was O.K. I have a well defined sense of self preservation. When we first started dating she always had to show her I.D. at the restaurants we went to. Sure made her feel good. Frank

[Jetwrench]

Oh well, the store is just down the road, and I have a fridge in the shop. Married for 9 yrs.
Jetwrench