Response to Sharon Stone's Hillary comments?

[Blackwater]

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.

Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.
After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a
deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two
animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to
the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm
around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely
until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.

That evening, the man introduced Hilary to the evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again..
He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave
in and leaned over to Hillary, cautiously, and whispered in her
ear...

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

[JDL]

Don't Do That While I Have A Swallow Of Coffee In My Mouth!!!!!!!! Rotflmao -jdl

[StarMetal]

A shy but handsome fellow was at a club and sees a beautiful woman seated alone at the bar. After an hour of screwing up his courage he heads over to her and asks tentatively, "Uh, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the poor guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he meanders back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200 an hour!"

Joe

[9.3X62AL]

Two good hits so far......thank you!

[rmb721]

Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the very beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, he's been out of work for the past five years and has not even looked for a new job since. All he does is smoke cigars , and cruise around with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college, he does not even pretend to like me... and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do??

Signed, Clueless


Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York, act like one.