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Calamity Jake
02-21-2006, 10:14 AM
SAD NEWS!

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including
Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins. Betty
Crocker, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with
flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described
Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded, .
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was
filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie,
wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a
little flaky at times, he was still a crusty old man and was
considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife. Play Dough, and two children, John
Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had a bun in the oven. He is also
survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart, and an estranged brother on
the west coast, Sour Dough. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about
20 minutes.

Lee
02-22-2006, 01:27 AM
[smilie=l: ...........................................Lee ;-)

twotoescharlie
02-22-2006, 10:22 AM
never understood why he was always happy and laughing, he didn't even have a pecker!!

TTC

wills
02-22-2006, 10:46 AM
never understood why he was always happy and laughing, he didn't even have a pecker!!

TTC

That's probably why, nothing to get him in trouble!

versifier
02-22-2006, 01:54 PM
Oh, I don't know as you need a pecker to get yourself into trouble. Teddy Kennedy sure doesn't have one and look how much trouble he gets himself in.

PatMarlin
02-24-2006, 08:28 PM
Bwaaahaaa... LOL!

deadpan
03-09-2006, 05:21 AM
This is TOO funny..........thanks for the laughs guys!!

ebner glocken
03-15-2006, 01:14 PM
The best one I've seen in a week or so....
Ebner